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Five for Friday

unfortunately due to limits here 1 thru 5 are inappropriate as all feature swearing :icon_lol: be interesting to hear what others say are favourite sayings!
 
cheese 'n'rice! from nero wolfe

Is it flummery? aiang from nero wolf

Mon Dur! im not sure what it means..but hercule Poirot says it and so do i

put your lips together and blow! variation on lauren bacals line
 

1.) "With your permission, I'll say it again. The evening wore on."........Jimmy Stewart in "Harvey"

2.) No matter where you go there you are. Numerous origins

3.) Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Ronald Reagan

4.) “There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex?
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.” Billy Joel

5.) Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president,
and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. Johnny Carson
NC


​
 
1. Let sleeping dogs lie.....

2. It's a dog sniff dog world.....

3. It ain't a kiss unless it's sloppy....

4. Humans are nuts....

5. That really chaps my hide....
 
1.) It’s All The Same (It’s also tattooed on my right forearm!)
2.) Let’s not and say we did. (Dad’s standard answer to any childhood request to either go somewhere or buy something.)
3.) Crazy, want to come along? (Dad’s standard answer to the eternal question: “Where you goin‘ Dad”?)
4.) Always remember, no matter how bad things may seem right now, there are over 6 billion people that don’t give a sh*#t.
5.) Chief who? (Work related)
 
In no particular order...:wiggle:

1. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!

2. Some day your ship will come in. Today is not that day.

3. It's easier to beg forgiveness than it is to ask permission.

4. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

5. Hold my beer and watch this!
 
I have two Top 5 Sayings lists. One set that I use to keep me from getting the iron skillet treatment, the other set is what I would say if I weren't a big fat chicken.

1: Yes honey, I would love to spend the day with your mom and aunts.
2: No, honey, the toast isn't burnt (CRUNCH CRUNCH)...it's just right.
3: Yes dear, we can go shopping.
4: Sure we can order in dinner.
5: No dear, I don't really want a motorcycle/hot rod/bass boat/pilot's license.

1: Spend a day in a house with three 70 year old women talking about bunions and blood sugar levels? Are you insane?!?!?!?
2: Toast? I thought it was charcoal for the grill.
3: Shopping? Don't you have enough crap already?!?!?!
4: Order in dinner? What's wrong with the $200 worth of groceries we just bought...oh, that's right....YOU'D HAVE TO COOK IT!
5: I don't care what you say, I'm getting a motorcycle/hot rod/bass boat/pilot's license.

Can you tell which list is the one I say and which is the one I wish I had the courage to say?

OBIO
 
Five for everyday

1) The greatness of a nation and is moral strides are sized in the way it treats their animals
- Mahatma Gandhi

 2) Animals are my friends, I don't heat my friends
- Georges Bernard Shaw

3)There will come a day where other mens as me, will consider animals murders as they consider today mens murders
- Leonardo da Vinci

 4) Nothing will so much benefits for humans health and to the chances of survival on life on earth, than in evolution to vegetarianism
- Albert Einstein

 5) We don't have two hearts, one for the animals and one for the humans. We have one heart or we don't have.- Lamartine

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Daveroo said:
cheese 'n'rice! from nero wolfe

Is it flummery? aiang from nero wolf

Mon Dur! im not sure what it means..but hercule Poirot says it and so do i

put your lips together and blow! variation on lauren bacals line
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Not Mon Dur but Mon Dieu, means "my god".
 
Daveroo said:
cheese 'n'rice! from nero wolfe

Is it flummery? aiang from nero wolf

Mon Dur! im not sure what it means..but hercule Poirot says it and so do i

put your lips together and blow! variation on lauren bacals line
Click to expand...

Only when I started saying it out loud, did I realize what curse words it sounded like...
 
Navy Chief said:
1.) "With your permission, I'll say it again. The evening wore on."........Jimmy Stewart in "Harvey"

2.) No matter where you go there you are. Numerous origins

3.) Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Ronald Reagan

4.) “There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex?
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.” Billy Joel

5.) Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president,
and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. Johnny Carson
​
NC​
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One of my favorties as well! And SO true it is!
 
andersel said:
1.) It’s All The Same (It’s also tattooed on my right forearm!)
2.) Let’s not and say we did. (Dad’s standard answer to any childhood request to either go somewhere or buy something.)
3.) Crazy, want to come along? (Dad’s standard answer to the eternal question: “Where you goin‘ Dad”?)
4.) Always remember, no matter how bad things may seem right now, there are over 6 billion people that don’t give a sh*#t.
5.) Chief who? (Work related)
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Very interesting quotes andersel! Sounds like your Dad had a great sense of humor!
Thanks for sharing!
 
N2056 said:
In no particular order...:wiggle:

1. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!

2. Some day your ship will come in. Today is not that day.

3. It's easier to beg forgiveness than it is to ask permission.

4. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

5. Hold my beer and watch this!
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I really like #1 and #2

#2 reminds me of this saying: "I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either!
 
OBIO said:
I have two Top 5 Sayings lists. One set that I use to keep me from getting the iron skillet treatment, the other set is what I would say if I weren't a big fat chicken.

1: Yes honey, I would love to spend the day with your mom and aunts.
2: No, honey, the toast isn't burnt (CRUNCH CRUNCH)...it's just right.
3: Yes dear, we can go shopping.
4: Sure we can order in dinner.
5: No dear, I don't really want a motorcycle/hot rod/bass boat/pilot's license.

1: Spend a day in a house with three 70 year old women talking about bunions and blood sugar levels? Are you insane?!?!?!?
2: Toast? I thought it was charcoal for the grill.
3: Shopping? Don't you have enough crap already?!?!?!
4: Order in dinner? What's wrong with the $200 worth of groceries we just bought...oh, that's right....YOU'D HAVE TO COOK IT!
5: I don't care what you say, I'm getting a motorcycle/hot rod/bass boat/pilot's license.

Can you tell which list is the one I say and which is the one I wish I had the courage to say?

OBIO
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This WAS awesome!!!! LOL!!
Tim, you crack me up!

LOL@ Toast = charcoal for the grill and old ladies talking about bunions and blood sugar levels.

 
alain95 said:
1) The greatness of a nation and is moral strides are sized in the way it treats their animals
- Mahatma Gandhi

2) Animals are my friends, I don't heat my friends
- Georges Bernard Shaw

3)There will come a day where other mens as me, will consider animals murders as they consider today mens murders
- Leonardo da Vinci

4) Nothing will so much benefits for humans health and to the chances of survival on life on earth, than in evolution to vegetarianism
- Albert Einstein

5) We don't have two hearts, one for the animals and one for the humans. We have one heart or we don't have.- Lamartine

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All interesting quotes Alain~ are you a vegetarian? Vegan?
 
I've only been able to come up with four so far:


1. "He who farts in church, sits in his own phew."

Old saying with many versions. This is the way I learned it from my mom when I was a little kid. It may seem simple, but the meaning of life is hidden in there. :)



2. "I'm glad everyone doesn't want the same things I do in life. If they did, the things I want would be harder to get."

I came up with that one many years back in a conversation with a friend. Not sure if I was the first person to ever say it.



3. "If something doesn't make sense, it probably isn't true"
Judge Judy. LOL


4. When asking my dad about 50 years ago why he loved Cessnas over Pipers, his response...
"Did you ever see a low wing bird?"


FAC
 
1.) Honor an urge.... (from my college days. Had this on a t-shirt for a long time)
2.) Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away... (when talking of days gone bye)
3.) If you take care of (your choice here), it will take care of you... (My Dad taught me this one)
4.) If you have your health, you have everything... (Another Dad-ism)
5.) Action speak louder than words... (helps when raising kids)
6.) Saying so, doesn't make it so... (another way of saying #5 - espeically when you deal with politicians)
:ernae:

--WH
 
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