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23rd Century Lightbulbs

Cloud9Gal

Cloud9Gal

~Fury of the Winds~
Q: How many members of the USS Enterprise does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Six: Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say "I canna do it, Cap'n! These bulbs are stoon dead", Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically, McCoy to say "They're dead, Jim!" and "Dammit Jim-I'm a doctor not an electrician!!", Kirk to screw it in, and two red-shirt security men to die in the process.

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit.

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: NONE: Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb?
A: Execute it for failure.

Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb?
A: Execute him for cowardice.

Q: How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE HUNDRED FIFTY_ONE: One to screw the light bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace.

Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000

Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: All of them!
 
Yeah, but how many Ferringhi would it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to sell the light bulb, one to put it in, and another to complain about how much better the old light bulb was.

Caz
 
Funny, that is very funny. I never heard these before:applause::applause:
Ted
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What lightbulb joke? I'm blinded by those legs in her avatar. Still the best ever and that's no joke! :d

Sorry, back to the topic.
 
Hahaha! Nice! :d

Note: Light bulbs have no future. It's all LEDs, even by now. My best friend has already replaced most of his room lighting with them already.
 
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