Beware the Garden Gnome!

Now I know What a endangered Species feels like, And if this continues I think I'll know what a "dinner" feels like too..
Getting very dangerous for Hobbits this day and time it seems to me..
And at this post it is Most dangerous..
Off to HIDE..
Will somebody throw these humans a bone so I can escape..
HELP!!!
:running::running::running:
 
Mr. Hobbitt,

When I was in Ranger School we use to have a saying....


"well, no matter what, the can't eat us!"

After a few weeks however, we were not convinced that we would not eat each other ...

(I went from 215 lbs to 172 in 2 months)

As Mr. Depp has asserted...

"everything in this room is edible, including me, but that would be cannibalism and is frowned on in some societies..."
 
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