Blame everything on global warming.

[demorier]

There's no need to blame the dog for that aweful smell about the place anymore....you can blame global warming.


http://ecoworldly.com/2009/05/07/giant-spiders-could-be-a-result-of-global-warming/

 

[RickN]

The wife would not believe that anymore then my attempts to blame the occasional bad smell on the dog.

 

[Bjoern]

"Sorry darling, no foreplay today. I'm all exhausted due to global warming."


Yep, sounds like a good excuse for nearly everything.