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Dogs don't need Psychiatrists ...

Snuffy

Snuffy

Happiness Consultant
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue ...
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin Jones

If your dog is fat, you need more exercise ...
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

The Reason Why you are recieving this is ... Dogs can Smell a Good person a Mile Away!!!! Woof , Woof .
 
My Rottweiler occasionally sneaks a lick to my face, but I make sure he can't get anywhere near the cat's litter boxes first.........

Enough said about that. Suffice it to say, it's gross.

NC
 
I was looking at the online Urban Dictionary the other day and ran into a word I had not seen before.

"Therapuppy"

After a bad day, you walk in the door and go find your dog. Hanging out with your dog gives you that much needed unconditional dose of therapuppy.

FAC
 
Gee, Snuffy......

That was doggone sweet of you to say all those nice things!!!
Kinda makes me wanna give you a big ole wet sloppy lick right on the lips !!!

I should warn you tho.......like my big buddy "Chief", I have a penchant for "kitty cookies",
"duck duds" and "goose goobers".......

........that's why I've got a little plastic box of Tic-Tacs hangin' from my collar.

LD
 
Dogs !!Mans best friend.......Latley when I see dogs,mine included I think of a now prominent Quarterback,at the Eagles...He was doing OK, until fate interceeded.....It Seems he got "between" two monstrous tacklers on the Red Skins...".SAD "
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to report...he is "TRYING" "TRYING" I say! to make a recovery...The Fickle finger Of fate has again interceeded!!.......
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AckAck said:
No, no, no - they face the other way...
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Ah, doesn't matter. You'll have bigger worries than dogs if you kick the bucket.



Stratobat said:
Hehehe... You're not afraid of a couple of dogs are you, Bjoern?
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Actually, I am. Passing unleashed dogs makes me fairly paranoid and I keep a watchful eye on them as long as I'm within a ten meter radius.
Never had a good relationship with those beasts. Could be because about 80% of their owners are idiots and dogs are stupid enough to do everything they're told.

"Come on boy, speak!" *Woof, woof, woof* "That's a good boy! Do that again!" *WOOF, WOOF, WOOF* "Good boy!"

ON A SATURDAY NOON RIGHT ACROSS MY WINDOW! &%§$@#ß!!!!!


Don't get me started on the puddles of pee in front of our garbage cans or the occasional turd near the housedoor... *Grrr*



Astoroth said:
My Coco piddles on your foot......:jump:
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Your Coco just got sold to the nearest asian restaurant.



(No offense to any fellow Asians, but this stereotype is simply too good to pass up.)
 
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