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  • Please see the most recent updates in the "Where did the .com name go?" thread. Posts number 16 and 17.

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Enough is Enough!!!

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After being hit by his wife for 101 times in the last 22 years, Maximus Omano, desided to scare the hell out of her. This man is a Glider Pilot of old, so he decided to get a small glider and fly under very bad conditions in the Gran Paradiso National park mountains up in Northern Italia.
He did, I he did scare his wife so much that she promised not to hit him anymore. But, Maximus liked the flight so much he desided to forget her forever and ever and dedicate the rest of his earthly life just gliding around these and taller mountains. Now he has invited glider pilots all over to join his next flight at Makalu, the fifth tallest mountain in the world which is near Mount Everest.....A hard flight which will start at the launch point at disconnect from a towing plane up there in the freezing weather of the Nepalese Sky....the pilot will have to "pop" some balloons to make it harder as he comes down to the valley below where Miss Eloisa Bellowstrow the 28 year old " 2010 Glider Queen" will embrase and have a coozy dinner with the winning dude.....The Mission!!:ernae:
 
Así que tu señora siempre te pega? Pobre Gerardo! Hay que enseñar a las mujeres quien es el señor, no? Para enseñar mujeres quien es el maestro es hacer mujeres sufrir profundamente...:sheep:
Basta es basta!!!
 
That reminds me of a joke...maybe this belongs in the Cantina but here goes.

A man comes home one day and finds his wife wearing lingerie and a velvet rope. Since it is his birthday, she says he can do anything he would like with her. So he ties her to the bed with the velvet rope...then gets in his car and goes to the airport and goes flying :icon_lol:

The golfers variation of it has him going to the golf course but same idea :icon_lol:
 
Así que tu señora siempre te pega? Pobre Gerardo! Hay que enseñar a las mujeres quien es el señor, no? Para enseñar mujeres quien es el maestro es hacer mujeres sufrir profundamente...:sheep:
Basta es basta!!!

jajajajaja....La mia ni que se atreva!!!!!! la meto yo en el planeador del tipo ese!!!!! (que no me oiga!!!):icon_eek:
 
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