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Fender Bender Haiku

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WuhWuzDat

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You see people write notes on cars after smashing into them. Wouldn't it be funny if they were just writing the notes for other people to see instead of giving that person their information?

park close this evening
a delicate kiss for you
this note--all for show.

crunch--your bumper cries
darkness conceals my escape
enjoy your great spot.

twelve fourteen at night
my plates--you did not see them
the road calls to me.

into your car--yes
regret it--no--find out who
we shall see my friend.

the road is freedom
preposed by sound of rubbing
your car got the worst.

dizzy from drinking
our cars are too close to move
I fixed it for you.

nice parking job--bro
cars touching--no room to move
slashed your tires too.

cool winter breeze blows
my face hot--embarrassed now
hit your car--sorry.

your car was too close
back up next time you jack ___
hope you like the dent.

no--don't stop drinking
just know that when you return
your car will be screwed.

not great at parking
hope you have some insurance
are you in good hands?
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(stolen from an un-named source)

Jeff
 
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