Hey Moonbutter
You can always do to your wife what I am having done to mine. I have told everyone that she had a brain tumor....well, in all honesty, I am having her brain rebuilt to make her more "man hobby" compliant. After the rebuild, she will no longer want lacy sheets on the bed...she will want camoflague flannel, she will no longer want pretty china with flowers, she will want WW2 era US Navy officer's mess dinner ware, she will no longer want to watch chick movies, she will want to watch women's professional beach volleyball. And best of all, she will want to convert the heated and air conditioned garage into a full service flight sim center, complete with a projector, two cockpits (one with a stick and one with a yoke), an 8 channel surround sound system and a fridge full of RC Cola and chilled Snickers bars. Kind of like the Stepford Wifes, but with a Red Green twist (you folks in Canada are sure to know who Red Green is.....I really miss watching that show on PBS).
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