Dreadfully sorry for the delay...
Hello, hubbabubba!
Thank you very much for your good wishes... at 64 years of age now, now I don´t know what happened. It must be not only the memory that fails, but also some degree of attention, or noticing...
I just saw the thread 5 minutes ago, and today is boxing day! That´s more than a month since my birthday! I´m so sorry and profusely apologize.
I promise hit myself enough until I feel even worse.
The passing of time is moderatly gentle on my body and soul... this delay is a symptom, I suppose.
My brain is living up to my psuedo...
Hubbabubba: Electronics is great! - I dabbled with it a little, but only did very basic stuff. The best I ever did was light some little lights and 4 luminous digits delivering four "8´s", all run by a PIC I programmed in PIC-Basic.
The pseudo "Aleatorylamp" (In full it´s Hal Aleatory Lamp), came from a programming exercise proposed in a magazine, that I did with a Spectrum+ that I had donkey´s years ago, to do with a conversation Programme called "Eliza".
That was also the time of the "assassin" computer "Hal" in Space-Odyssey 2001, and I called my version of the programme "Hal". Then I thought, not knowing that "Hal" was an anagramme on "IBM" (neither did Arthur C. Clake, by the way), "what could Hal stand for?" and my thought sequence was as follows:
- "H": Ok, H for Hal... (for want of anything else...) - not very bright, but still...
- "A": Hmmmm... "A" for "Aleatory!"
- and "L"? Well, how about "Lamp"? ...like Pixar´s little flexo lamp.
So it summarizes my opinion on computers, which I still believe are by no means an exact science - in fact they are quite aleatory... though everyone thinks they are precise...
Now they call it "heuristic", but a "Heuristic Lamp" is not really very descriptive... and it would also imply some sort of logical summarizing capacity which I think is to much to credit computers for, and is also not exactly one of my strong points. Possibly some abstract intuition would be better in my case, but definitely not for computers, so, a computer is an Aleatory Lamp.
All this to critizice computers, when they are really quite a hobby of mine! How unfair, ...and very illogical, but then that´s how life is anyway.
I was debating on using another one I like: "Desert Frog", inspired by the Film Convoy, where Chris Christopherson was "Rubber Duck" on the truckies´ CB radio. "Here´s Rubber Duck talking to the desert...", he´d say. At that time I had a little green car with a roof rack for camping stuff and I called it "Desert Frog". I also tend to call the hard disks on computers and the computers´user names with those names. It gets worse though: Then there´s "Jungle Bat", "Dune Rager", "Swamp Gnat" or "Candle Blaze"...
Good heavens! I´ve just looked down the list of posts in the editing mode.... and I just discovered that there are other posts that don´t show up in the main post page.
Or maybe it´s my aleatory brain, and I (or it?) didn´t scroll down far enough...
- Thank you Smilo,
- Thank you Ivan for starting this thread,
- Thank you, Papingo!
- Thank you No Dice!
I wonder how much else is missing... (from the posts or from the brain, you might ask...)
This just goes to show that I´m right about computers - and my brain. It´s actually quite surreal!
They ARE aleatory lamps. They only light up whatever happens to be wherever they happen to be pointing their light to!
Thanks everyone again!
Incidentally, I was also trying to put together another golden oldie from 1917 for Christmas, but there have been too many chores and arguments in the kitchen for the aleatory lamp in the brain to be of much use for aircraft production.
With any luck however, I hope to get a quite outlandish one ready for CFS1 for New Year now:
A Hansa Brandenburg G1, with twin engines on outriggers !!! Propellers and engines similar to the big, slow Austro-Gotha G.4 Hieronymus engines but smaller, the Austro Daimler 160 Hp, which I also have all the .air file parameter for, so I only have to get rid of the hollowed-out parts and put in the crew and their machineguns.
Cheers,
Aleatorylamp