it's amazing how,
as the kids get older,
the parents get busier.
teaching them community service
makes them better people later on.
we've had a standing family policy for years.
no birthday announcements in restaurants.
this year, my wife thought it would be cute
to tell everyone it was my birthday
as soon as we walked into a local place.
i was not amused, but had fun all the same.
when we went out for her birthday,
i repaid her in spades.
i can only hope, she learned her lesson well.