Has this ever happened to anybody ?

back when i was a kid.one of the fire department captains name Mahaloph drown on my brithday..had 7 of the fireman at my house and he was supposed the be there and was late..his wife and daughters were there..the all call went off and said man power was needed for a white water resque...he passed..ok his wife became an alcoholic afterwards and met another drunk and they got married...he decided to killhimself one night and took his nail gun and shot himself in the head up to 12 times....he never even lost conciousness...mrs mahaloph came home..found him bleeding in the cahir and asked what was up..instead of calling for help...she then picked up the nail gun and shot him 25 more times...he had closed his eyes and not made a sound..so she assumed he was dead...she sat there awhile and he suddenly said..fix me a drink and then take me to the hospital.....

they took all the nails out and he lived...he got drunk months later and fell off the porch and broke his neck and died....

this story made penthouse news of the wierd when it happened...

also another of my dads friends was out hunting..went off to the woods to poop and used white TP..as he wiped someone shot him in the ass..the bullet ripped up his ass into his abdomin and into his heart killing him outright...this also made penthouse news of the wierd and created new laws regarding tp colors ( but i know nothing about that)
 
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