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Navy Chief

Navy Chief

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I couldn't resist this one.

NC

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. ​
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'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. ​
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A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. ​
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'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. ​
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Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
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Navy Chief said:
I couldn't resist this one.

NC

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. ​
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. ​
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. ​
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. ​

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
​
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This has been happening long before there were Wal-Marts to shop at! ... :mixedsmi:
 
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Husband then received:

(1) A knot on his noggin
(2) An extremely unpleasant look from the misses
(3) Absolutely nothing for weeks (you know what I'm saying here)
(4) All of the above
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Incontrovertably tooooooooooooooooo funny, Snuffy!
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