If my body were a car......................

Cazzie

Cazzie

SOH-CM-2024
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull.

But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it:

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

Caz
 
Cazzie said:
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull.

But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it:

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

Caz
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Cazzie,

You are hilarious!! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
 
And my once sports car lines are beginning to look a lot more like an old Nash.

OBIO
 
so if you're body actually was a car, what would it be?

mine would probably be a '78 cougar xr-7. soft and heavy, comfortable, powerful, but not overly so. rusting out in spots and in need of a transmision rebuild. oh and the rear is makin noise too...:icon_lol:

***i couldn't think of a similar car for the correct year, '65
 
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