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Ok!!!!!! bare with here!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"3ScrewMaru" aka Yankee Station code name "MUSTANG" reporting back to dudy


So what brung the 45k tonne fighting carrier to the dockyard you ask?
 
Dirtman!

Please stop sending those pills to the Captain. :argue:
 
Got mine trained now....

Good_2_Be said:
At least it's not doing the "Dave, what are you doing Dave?" thing.....
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....so all I have to do is open the drawer, grab the 'chip removal tool' and fondle it a bit in front of the webcam. That's when I start getting the Tom-I'm-Scared! audio messages....he just skips the Tom-What-Are-You-Doing? phase these days. :173go1:
 
Perhaps you're looking for the man with the power.....:gossip:
 
funnest thing TR...n G2B, a little "MEM chip" thats what brung the 3screw down cept it wasn't saying "bruce Im afraid" it was says "HEY BRUCE U STUPID PEICE OF DUNG!" "WHY THE FRICK ARN'T U FIXXIN ME!!!!". Well that what the beeps ment i think........ it thinks i'm just a ===:Banane16:
 
Ahhhhhhhhhh....

.....It's a disgruntled employee! Disgruntled...because I know you give it tender loving care...but I feel your pain. :kiss:
 
Captain Tenneal said:
funnest thing TR...n G2B, a little "MEM chip" thats what brung the 3screw down cept it wasn't saying "bruce Im afraid" it was says "HEY BRUCE U STUPID PEICE OF DUNG!" "WHY THE FRICK ARN'T U FIXXIN ME!!!!". Well that what the beeps ment i think........ it thinks i'm just a ===:Banane16:
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GREAT NEWS CT!!!

So the "New Maru" is up & running now? ..... and everything is back to .... norbal?

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I have heard that sometimes over heating and/or the power supply can cause really weird symptoms. We all have a love-hate relationship with our pieece of s--t computers, sometimes a little heavy on the "hate" side.
 
Do not blow it up yet please. First kick it. Then fry it. After that burn it and then shot it.I had a E-machine before. It work beautifuly for a while then it got fried by the electrical power surges. Lucky for me I had everything backup on a backup Hardrive.

I will probably never buy another one in my life.

Good luck!
 
Yer missed sumthing Bro;

miamieagle said:
then it got fried by the electrical power surges.
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Yo M.E.;

ALL computers & peripherals MUST be plugged into a surge protection powerbar.

ALL computer manufacturers specify this. Recommend you ****.

$20 - $50 is a cheap price to pay to protect hundreds of dollars worth of computer. Not to mention the "priceless" data saved in them.

Quality surge protection manufacturers usually supply a warranty & will replace your damaged equipment should their product fail.

****

We get allot of surges up here in Kanada in the wintertime .... in the summer it's OK cuz we get our power frum Niagara Falls (Viagra Falls?)

But in the winter; the falls freeze over & we need to use 10,000 beavers running on treadmills to power our country.


Just a "heads up" from your: "Friendly Neighborhood Dirtman"

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miamieagle said:
Dirtman I did have a surge protection powerbar. I did upgrade it dow.
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I feel your pain Bro. :amen:

The less expensive units will often fail. (ya only get what cha pay for!!)

BUT the equipment protection warranty is ONLY VALID IS YOU KEEP THE ORIGINAL PACKAGING AND SALE RECEIPT.

Which of course we all throw away immediately!!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
 
Captain Tenneal said:
anyways is there a lemon law for computers LOL
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Good luck with your problem. Computers can cause an awful lot of grief. I bought two from one place (that is now out of business) and had the first one back in that shop 6 times. The manager ended up getting abusive with me! I ended up getting the guts ripped out and putting a new PC in the case. Never could get it to work as advertised. If you find a good computer repair store dont let them go as most places know just as much if not less than you do. :faint:
 
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