Operation Evil big brother

[stiz]

well my little brother said he didnt want anything this year, says its just one big comercialised day yada yada yada and a bah humbug etc ... well ... to me its just not right not haveing at least something to unwrap at christmas so ...

Step 1 - find an smallish empty box
Step 2 - wrap said smallish empty box with a layer of paper, then a layer of selotape that covers the entire thing, rinse and repeat depend on time or level of evilness ..
Step 3 - Little brother now has "nothing" .. however he has to spend ages unwraping it


Also .. just so you know .. last year he got me a dog squeeky toy ... (which backfired on him .. i loved it .. just the right size to fit in your mouth whilst still leaving you enough room to breath! ) .. so the jokes on him this year

 

[txnetcop]

ROFL!!!! Don't ya just love a Scrooge

 

[AckAck]

Also .. just so you know .. last year he got me a dog squeeky toy ... (which backfired on him .. i loved it .. just the right size to fit in your mouth whilst still leaving you enough room to breath! ) .. so the jokes on him this year

Hope it wasn't used. If I had given my brother one, it would have been...

Brian

 

[Bjoern]

The annual Christmas gift from a pal of mine to his younger brother is a crate of beer. The youger brother of course returns the favor, so both of 'em end up with a crate of beer each.
Best present ever I say. :d

 

[Odie]

well my little brother said he didnt want anything this year, says its just one big comercialised day yada yada yada and a bah humbug etc ... well ... to me its just not right not haveing at least something to unwrap at christmas so ...

Step 1 - find an smallish empty box
Step 2 - wrap said smallish empty box with a layer of paper, then a layer of selotape that covers the entire thing, rinse and repeat depend on time or level of evilness ..
Step 3 - Little brother now has "nothing" .. however he has to spend ages unwraping it


Also .. just so you know .. last year he got me a dog squeeky toy ... (which backfired on him .. i loved it .. just the right size to fit in your mouth whilst still leaving you enough room to breath! ) .. so the jokes on him this year

Ah, tape; the more the merrier!!! My wife says she can always tell when I wrap a gift by the sheer amount of tape used!!

 

[Matt Wynn]

Stiz, i did just that last year but with a note on the final layer just saying "well you asked for nothing, so thats what i got you" he then sulked about it for a few days mumbling about wanting some new xbox games or something or other... i went blank and got him a wallet.... to leave notes in of course this year i got him some film on blu-ray... film begins with an I but i wouldn't know what it was if it was wearing a christmas tree fancy dress with bright flashing lights holding a sign telling me what it was... anyways i'm off down the pub now, so have a Merry Christmas All!