OT: Is your toilet paper being wiped out?

[Snuffy]

Not my question ... its part of the article ... (just too good to pass up ... ) :mixedsmi:

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010...tage-good-raw-material-wiped/?test=latestnews

 

[jmig]

Guess it is back to the Sears catalog.

Does Sears still publish a catalog?

 

[Cratermaker]

I bet it is in .pdf only. Better print out a few pages before heading for the bathroom.

 

[Ken Stallings]

Wiped out or wiped on?

On second thought, nevermind!

Ken

 

[Ken Stallings]

On a serious note, however, if less paper products are being consumed in the first place, then regardless of how much is recycled, doesn't that mean a greater supply of the raw material?

I'm smelling a rat here, which is likely no better than the other smell normally associated with toilet paper!

Ken

 

[Snuffy]

Paris Hilton said we should only use one sheet ...

Good luck with that after a hard night out drinking ... :salute:

 

[demorier]

Or an alteration with a dodgy Vindaloo.

 

[stansdds]

On a serious note, however, if less paper products are being consumed in the first place, then regardless of how much is recycled, doesn't that mean a greater supply of the raw material?

I'm smelling a rat here, which is likely no better than the other smell normally associated with toilet paper!

Ken

Yep.

 

[wombat666]

Paris Hilton said we should only use one sheet ...

Good luck with that after a hard night out drinking ... :salute:

That was a bed sheet!!!

 

[Cazzie]

Guess I'll have to start killing small animals and using their hides again.

 

[Snuffy]

Guess I'll have to start killing small animals and using their hides again.

Which brings us to the story of the bear and the rabbit .... :mixedsmi:

 

[lifejogger]

The pages from an old phone book should work quite well. :mixedsmi:

 

[kilo delta]

Might explain what this guy was doing then!!... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8636331.stm

 

[Dain Arns]

Then I guess it's time we finally switch to the 3 sea shells...

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[n4gix]

Then I guess it's time we finally switch to the 3 sea shells...

Alternatively, we could switch the the Persian Version...

A pitcher of water just to the left of the hole, used to wash your afterburner as well as your hand...

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