Okay, I'm going to piss some folks off, so if you don't have the stomach...for beer or otherwise, quite reading....(also, if you've just had a few beers, maybe you need to go and piss).
1) Budweiser is the absolute largest selling beer franchise
IN THE WORLD. I don't care for Budweiser, but obviously some folks do. Money talks gentlemen, BS walks. Budweiser must deliver the same taste in every bottle or can, every time, and apparently they do a pretty damn good job of it.
2) Beer snobs are like wine snobs....'nuff said. I'm a beer snob....but I admit it (hello, my name is TeaSea, and I'm a beer snob....). US brewers were destroyed by prohibition, which left just a few survivors....those survivors were obviously pretty good, since not only did they survive, they sell to most of the world. Drink that, beer snobs.....
3) I don't like Light or "Lite" beer", but apparently a lot of people do. Who am I to judge...?? We're more lenient in what and who you worship around here than what beer you drink (perhaps that's appropriate, I don't know...I need a beer and a few minutes to think that through).
4) Beer is "a fermented beverage made from grains, usually barley, and normally flavored with herbs such as hops"....that's a pretty wide swath, so bear that in mind before you carelessly toss around your assertions and decide what is beer and what isn't. Beer originally brewed by the Sumerians would make most of us gag.
5) Pilsners are a fairly recent invention....sorry, but there it is.
6) Personally, I prefer German Beer, but my beer snobbery is not going to cut my nose off to spite my face....I have several cases of Miller Lite in the hanger....and some cold one's in the little fridge...my post flight drink of choice. Well, that or diet coke (regular coke is too sweet to me).
7) I have Scotch for anything more serious...come by the house and I'll be happy to give you a dram.
