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Our Ickie make the Head lines

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hey_moe

Retired SOH Administrator
Our Robo Ickie makes the head lines>>>> Programmer replaces missing finger with thumb drive


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In other news today, a computer programmer who lost half his finger after his motorbike crashed into a deer has had the finger replaced with a USB drive. Ickie, from Flordia, says the two-gigabyte prosthetic finger is not permanently attached to his hand, allowing him to leave his finger in the computer slot and "pick it up after I'm ready". The silicon prosthetic looks like a normal finger, but can be peeled back at the tip to reveal the thumb drive.


 
Now that is funny.
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Imagine forgetting about it and trying to pick your nose. :costumes:
 
From the twisted mind of Dirtman:

Leave it to Ickie to notice a new way & reason to "give someone the finger".

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But wait a minute .... what bonehead would use a "thumbdrive" as a finger???
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I say we cut this guys thumb off to correct the whole situation.
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Just think of the dangers here .... when he picks his nose could it not "short circuit" his brain? (although he doesn't look too bright to start with....)
Or what about "potty time"?? .... What if it were to arc into the water in the toilet bowl when he wipes his butt??? ... That could "roast his nutz" !!!

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Ahhh geez .... wouldn't ya just hate to be a Paramedic and answer that call?
After the searing pain, screaming & tears (not to mention the smoke from the related: "bush fire") have subsided .... what could you possibly say to him?....

"Hey Mister .... ya want us to salt them roasted nutz for ya?" .. "oh & by the way; yer 'joystick' is now firmly welded to the toilet seat..."
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This has been a Public Service warning from your Friendly Neighborhood Dirtman.

Guess this is why they keep me chained to the wall in the CFS2 forum..........:a1089:
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