Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Star Trek’ To Be Rated R

Inglorious Trek

You hear that sound that resembles the Warp Drive?? That's Roddenberry turning over in his grave. Abrams screws up Star Trek....then remakes Star Wars. Now returns to the scene of the crime to kick the Trek Dog again??? Can't "Hollyweird" come up with something original instead of messing up the Classics???
 
With Quinton Tarantino at the helm, Star Trek is officially dead. Just my opinion and I have not been a fan of the J.J. Abrams versions.
 
Tarantino. Hmmmmm. A Past her prime female star becomes captain of the Enterprise. She's quirky. She carries a katana lightsabre instead of a phaser. She visits several planets, then arrives at one with Borg, Romulans, Klingons, etc. Huge fight ensues, blood everywhere, everyone dead, film ends. Tarantino strikes again....
 
You forgot the cameo appearance by Tarantino as Romulan assassination bot. Can't wait, not.
 
They may as well rename the film to "Star Dreck" :a1089:

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: The Fear Of long Words.
 
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