Rats I'm being USED!!!

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HouseHobbit

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Well Hobbits are slow sometimes at working things out.. I just realized that after years of this I was being Used..:angryfir:

Yes it is true.. For years Katastrophe has such a cute trick.. She requires that I serve Her, the whole time I was of the opinion she was being cute..:rolleyes:

It seems I have been well trained by my Kat!!!:icon_eek:

When ever Her Highness needs a drink, she always does a cute little dance at my feet, and cries loudly, while heading towards the bathroom here..
As the stupid Kat owner I come running to turn on the water for Her Highness..
And according to Her Highness I MUST remain at my post until she is finished..

I will not be ordered about any more (or less) by Her Highness..
She can turn on/off Her own water!!! :a1451:

Have a look see..
 
If the cats around here get too uppity, I have the Min Pins play a game of get the kitty. The cats really hate having 3 yappy dogs looking to play whup arse on 'em.
 
My deceased cat Shep was a liar! He would meow and run towards the door to get me up to let him outside. As soon as I got up, he would run to the kitchen for food! ( He knew I would'nt respond as quickly for his food demands ).

I was alternately his chef and doorman.

I now have a dog and things are MUCH different.

I prepare his food, and take him outside when he needs to go....

Dick
 
Re: Same

I have this T-shirt that says "The Egyptians worshipped cats as gods, Cats have not
forgotten this." Don't let them use your credit card they'll max it out with cat toys.
You can't resist doing it for her, one look at her and you'll melt, She's a nice looking cat.
 
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