CodyValkyrie
Charter Member 2016
I just thought I might share my frustration recently while trying to find a nice online chatroom to talk about my favorite hobby. I remembered that SOH once had a chatroom, however I had little to no luck trying to find it. My next avenue was to search one on the internet....
Attempt 1: Found an IRC chat room for FSX. Immediately noticed that when I logged in all the members of the room had names which were plays on marijuana. Trying to strike up a conversation lead absolutely nowhere and I was talking to myself. I can take guesses why they were so non-responsive, but I digress.
Attempt 2: Found ANOTHER IRC chat room with about six people in it. Of those six, only one talked. After a few moments, he then stopped talking and I was unable to pry a keyboarded word from his virtual mouth.
Attempt 3: Finding an old post by Bill Ortis, I looked up a Yahoo chat room called "The Hanger." Unfortunately, the room entirely consisted of bots... a problem that apparently STILL hasn't been resolved by Yahoo. Since literally nobody was there who was HUMAN, I left, but not before getting assaulted by a mob of 18 year old female college students who love to play X-Box and just happen to have their cam up for anyone who might be interested handing over there credit card.
Attempt 4: Getting desperate, I simply tried to find a room where computer geeks like myself on Yahoo might assemble to chat about geeky things. I found it, unfortunately like the previous room there were a lot of bots... but it was inhabited with people I assume who have souls. Problem is, most of them did not speak English and there happened to be some type of strange common knowledge contest happening.
In frustration, I simply gave up. I was unable to find any "good" chat rooms on any of the other major sites as well. I guess chat rooms saw their prime in the 90s and early 2000s, but today? Meh. Perhaps I am behind the curve. Or perhaps I should join the crowd and get myself an automated bot which takes people's credit card numbers... you know, for age verification.
Attempt 1: Found an IRC chat room for FSX. Immediately noticed that when I logged in all the members of the room had names which were plays on marijuana. Trying to strike up a conversation lead absolutely nowhere and I was talking to myself. I can take guesses why they were so non-responsive, but I digress.
Attempt 2: Found ANOTHER IRC chat room with about six people in it. Of those six, only one talked. After a few moments, he then stopped talking and I was unable to pry a keyboarded word from his virtual mouth.
Attempt 3: Finding an old post by Bill Ortis, I looked up a Yahoo chat room called "The Hanger." Unfortunately, the room entirely consisted of bots... a problem that apparently STILL hasn't been resolved by Yahoo. Since literally nobody was there who was HUMAN, I left, but not before getting assaulted by a mob of 18 year old female college students who love to play X-Box and just happen to have their cam up for anyone who might be interested handing over there credit card.
Attempt 4: Getting desperate, I simply tried to find a room where computer geeks like myself on Yahoo might assemble to chat about geeky things. I found it, unfortunately like the previous room there were a lot of bots... but it was inhabited with people I assume who have souls. Problem is, most of them did not speak English and there happened to be some type of strange common knowledge contest happening.
In frustration, I simply gave up. I was unable to find any "good" chat rooms on any of the other major sites as well. I guess chat rooms saw their prime in the 90s and early 2000s, but today? Meh. Perhaps I am behind the curve. Or perhaps I should join the crowd and get myself an automated bot which takes people's credit card numbers... you know, for age verification.


