Roses are Red and Violets are Blue....

[Ivan]

Written by my Son a couple months ago but he did not want me to post this before Saint Valentine's Day:

Roses are Red and Violets are Blue

If we put that into mathematical terms,
It will look like this:

Rose = Red
Violet = Blue

Now we all know
Red + Blue = Violet,
But Violet is actually Blue,
So Red + Blue = Blue….
What is Red?
Red must be nothing or zero
because when you add zero to any
number, it stays the same.
Now we know that Red is nothing and
when you give someone a Rose, it is
worth nothing….

Happy Valentine’s Day!

 

[hubbabubba]

when you give someone a Rose, it is
worth nothing….

Try to explain that to a florist...

 

[smilo]

or the person who would have appreciated the rose.

here ya go dear,
a dozen nothings.

go ahead, try it.
i double dog dare ya.
i'm sure she'll understand.

you're a dead man

 

[arfyhun]

I feel if I had used this theory it might well have been 'nothing' shoved up my backside but I can assure you it would certainly have been 'something'! Thorns an' all...

 

[Ivan]

I thought this was a fairly clever interpretation for an 11 year old child....
If you are an adult and try this with your significant other, you are entirely on your own....


- Ivan.

 

[smilo]

i've gotta say, no matter how many times
i look at the above attachment,
i'm not seeing it.
i still don't get it.

 

[Ivan]

Hi Smilo,

There is nothing to get from that image.

It was just something my son drew in Art class and I edited that image to put on all the Valentine's Cards with the little 'Roses are Red' blurb that he printed and gave out to the class this year.

- Ivan.

 

[smilo]

thanks.
i thought, maybe, i was goin' nuttier than i already am.