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Six for Sunday!

Cloud9Gal

~Fury of the Winds~
Name 6 of your favorite "popular" sayings.

Mine are:

1) Everything happens for a reason
2) What's good for the goose is good for the gander
3) It is what it is
4) The neighbor's grass might be greener but it still needs to be mowed.
5) Money is the root of all evil
6) You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
 
Hold my beer and watch this!
Ooops!
The grass is greener on the other side, cuz that's where I throw the dog poop!
I cut it twice and it's still too short!
S**t happens!
May the wind at your back not be your own...
 
.... Fear of Lord is the beginning of Wisdom....


.... With God ALL things are possible!....


.... Best friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway....


.... My best friend is the someone who brings out the best of me....


.... A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart....


.... Love NEVER gives up..... :engel016:






I like this one C9G...
... The LOVE of Money is the Root of all evil....
 
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......Everything we do comes back to us

......Plant the seed & reap the crop

..... What goes around comes around

..... Every action has an equal & opposite reaction

..... Lay a trap for someone & we fall into it

..... Like attracts like

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Interestingly, they all are saying the same thing.
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.....* edit *- Am wanting to express a differing view with your #5, Cloud9Gal. Money is not the root of all evil... far from it.
.......Money is a tool that can be used for good or evil. It is the love of money that is the root of all evil, according to the good book.

.......~Thanks~
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1) Rome was not built in a day
2) Give a person enough rope, and they will hang themselves
3) Every cloud has a silver lining
4) Honor an urge
5) Take care of your car, and it will take care of you
6) If you have your health, you have everything

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--WH
 
Even a blind hog can find an acorn every now and then
Stupid should hurt
Just because you can do a thing, doesn't mean you should
No sorry deed goes unpunished
Nuke 'em all and let God sort 'em out.
Money can't buy true love

Extra credit

Always drink upstream from the herd



 
1) you suck (or that sucks)

2) you...used all the glue... on purpose!

3) that's gay

4) wipe it on the wall like a dirty mexican

5) who stole my tuna sub?

6) if wishes were horses, beggars would ride
 

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..... Er... may I make mine a 12-pack? They are on sale tonight: double of nothing.
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...... Make a difference

...... Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts

...... Life IS perfectly fair... just not always pleasant

...... Never was a time when there was no time

...... Will Rogers never met you, did he?
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...... It's All Good
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Here's to it to do it if you don't get to it to do it again.

You can lead a horse to water and he'll pee in it.

Pee into the wind and you'll have wet pants..... shoes too.

Take a wooden nickle... it's bigger.

Have a good one... Bad ones ain't good for ya.
 
Dogs are people too........

To err is human, to forgive....canine

Friends Fur-ever !!

Life is one table scrap after another....

Let sleeping dogs lie.

If its not wet and sloppy.......its not a real kiss.
 
Hey All,

Never kick a cow patty on a hot day.
Never drink unless your alone or with somebody.
Well Butter my Butt and call me Biscut.
Cowboy Up or go sit in the Truck.
Don’t ever try on another mans Hat, it’s like getting’ on his Horse or Woman.
Never corner something meaner than you.

Some honorable mentions...

It’s better to be a has been than a never was.
Only out on the Range can you find yourself.
Sure you can trust the Government, ask any Indian.
You stay here while I sneak around from the back.
Telling a man to go to hell and makin’ him do it are two different propositions.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over.
Every trail has puddles, son.

And then there's...

Save a Horse ride a Cowboy.

-Ed-
 
This too shall pass

We can't change the past, but we can learn from it

If frog had wings, they wouldn't bump their butts when they hop (I made that one up)

He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke but is laughing along just so he doesn't look stupid (that one is mine too)

Every cloud has a silver lining (which is why flying through clouds is very dangerous)

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for one day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a life time....or.....Sit a man by a fire and he is warn for the rest of the day, but set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

OBIO
 
- The early bird can kiss my arse.
- If you're too late, you're too late.
- Tomorrow, the future will be better.
- Even a negative impression is an impression. (Thanks for that one, dad!)
- There's no "i" in "team", but there's a "u" in "suc*".
- Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Edit:

- Life isn't meant to be taken seriously at all
- There's always a "plan b"
 
1) Rome was not built in a day
2) Give a person enough rope, and they will hang themselves
3) Every cloud has a silver lining
4) Honor an urge
5) Take care of your car, and it will take care of you
6) If you have your health, you have everything

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--WH
Uh, oh. I forgot some.

7) Action speaks louder than words
8) Saying so, doesn't make it so
9) Put your money where your mouth is..
10) People who live in glass houses should not throw stones

..and there was one about old men and treachery, but I forgot how that goes...:icon_lol:

--WH
 
No Matter Where You Go, There You Are!

There Will Be NO Liberty Until Morale Improves

Don't Sweat The Petty Things; and Conversely, Don't Pet The Sweaty Things

Real Chiefs have a permanent curl in their forefinger.

The Chief Is Never Late, He Is Detained Elsewhere.

The actor Jimmy Stewart once said: I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy, Doctor, I finally won out over it.”
 
ok lets go for my 6...

1) Always Share.... unless it's a hand grenade in your foxhole
2) God gave us the Ability to create Rifles, and use them.... so let's F***ing use them! (usual motivation speech from me)
3) if theres a 99% chance of failure, that means theres a 1% chance for success... those odds are good enough for me!
4) He who is not satisfied with a little is not satisfied with a lot.
5) Help yourself so God can help you.

and finally my best one...

6) If you do not have brains you follow the same route twice. :icon_lol:
 
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