Cratermaker
Charter Member
Oooo... I can't wait to see the list!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/20/b...l=1&adxnnlx=1235084414-RBbVDgzSaixxNaeu6P1i9w
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/20/b...l=1&adxnnlx=1235084414-RBbVDgzSaixxNaeu6P1i9w
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You just can't trust them Gnomes. Oh, sure, they look all nice and innocent sitting in your flower garden, but behind those flushed chubby cheeks are devious minds....minds set on organized crime and subversive banking. My wife brought a Garden Gnome home one day...and I promptly shot gunned the smiling little devil to bits and pieces.
OBIO
You just can't trust them Gnomes. Oh, sure, they look all nice and innocent sitting in your flower garden, but behind those flushed chubby cheeks are devious minds....minds set on organized crime and subversive banking. My wife brought a Garden Gnome home one day...and I promptly shot gunned the smiling little devil to bits and pieces.
OBIO
Content to stand alone.
Waiting, watching, guarding Granny's home.
His face reflecting simple joy,
but he is not a happy, Plaster Boy.
"Careful sonny, not too close, Unless you want a lethal dose of
hardening...."
Patiently waiting for some shade,
wishing he could run away.
Surpressing any urge to roam,
such devotion from a little gnome.
I once saw a calico that thought he could fly.
And then the lanky Doberman that tinkled in my eye.
A pacifist by nature, with ample common sense.
But if I had my druthers, I'd ruther be a fence.
Now Granny, she's a good one,
she shines me now and then.
And come around this springtime, I'm due for paint again.
On keeping granny comfy,
I try and earn my keep.
I'm just wishing I had some eyelids,
so I could get some sleep