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Ten Things we learned from Star Trek

Cloud9Gal

Cloud9Gal

~Fury of the Winds~
* There's never enough power to run away and keep your shields up at the same time.

* Women from other worlds are strangely attracted to pot-bellied ham actors.

* Asked how long to fix the warp core, overestimate the time by at least a day.

* Klingons have yet to discover Oil of Olay.

* Betazoid powers are obviously ineffective during poker games.

* All warp engines can exceed design specifications if you really need them to.

* You can find parking in San Francisco.

* Never ask an android or a Vulcan for a neck rub.

* No matter how many starships you lose as a captain, you'll be given another one.

* If Kirk, Spock, and McCoy need a fourth for a landing party, don't volunteer. You'll die!
 
Never go down to the planet wearing a red shirt! They always die!
 
All engines can exceed design specifications if you really need them to, just not warp engines.
 
The title of this thread is wrong ... it should be 11 things.

The 11th one being, no matter how rediculous they make a series there will be some million odd folks that will take every bit of it to heart as though it were all real.

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:applause::applause::applause::applause:

May Star Trek live long and always prosper!
Just don't ever need the transporter to work if there's trouble.
 
I always like the one, 'if there's a major problem, ejecting the warp core will always solve it'.:ernae:
 
If things don't work out the way you want them, don't worry, you can always jump back in time and fix it.

If the Enterprise is destroyed starfleet will always give the Captain another one- named Enterprise.

Starfleet cooks are 'redundant equipment' as the replicator always cooks better.

The transporter always works well, except when you really need it.

There seems to be more ships in star trek than cars on present day earth.

Klingons REALLY know how to party.

The prime directive means nothing when Terrans are involved.

25th century music sucks.

Robots are more expensive than starships.

I prefer the 'original' Shakespear to the Terran translations.
 
Cloud9Gal said:
* Women from other worlds are strangely attracted to pot-bellied ham actors...
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That line made me remember this picture... :icon_lol:

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Never fight Captain Kirk in the presence of a loose duranium rod, he will find it and he will beat you senseless with it.

Corollary: Any place Captain Kirk fights does contain at least one loose duranium rod... or the parts to make a cannon. That's why he's the Captain. :)
 
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