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Thank goodness for Texas Cops

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Helldiver

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Thank goodness for <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:State><st1:place>Texas</st1:place></st1:State> Cops. Who’d would thunk it? With today’s rules, you can’t give your old lady a wallop upside their head to set them straight. Instead you have to quietly listen to all their crap without laying a hand on them. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
I never thought of using a Taser. That ought to get my 77 year old missus to straighten up. She’ll be a bit smarter about getting my breakfast on time and keeping my beer cold. One little grunt of disapproval, whap!, hit her with the Taser.<o:p></o:p>
Thank goodness for the <st1:State><st1:place>Texas</st1:place></st1:State> Cops. Only these brave, stalwart, men will show us the way of the world.<o:p></o:p>
‘Course the guy they killed with the Taser must have had a bad heart.

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Helldiver, don't let your missus see what you wrote. Remember what a castiron frying pan feels like up side the head? ;) A tazer would be mild compared to that. LOL
 
Frying pan ? Women use knives nowadays ! You might want to pay attention when you find your wife sitting around in the kitchen studying your chainsaw manual. . .


:kilroy:
 
HD,

At her age 77, she doesnt need that.... be nice and enjoy each other while you can! :jump: Learn to say YES dear, all over again! :engel016:

And yes, those taser are bad ... I saw one on TV and the man jerked like it was his last breath and fell on the ground.... Taser is a good way to tame bad people! (salutes)


Eli :running:
 
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