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The Four Stages Of Life: A Christmas Viewpoint

Bone

Charter Member
1)You believe in Santa Claus.
2)You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3)You are Santa Claus.
4)You look like Santa Claus. lol
 
1)You believe in Santa Claus....Did that.

2)You don't believe in Santa Claus....That too.

3)You are Santa Claus....and that.

4)You look like Santa Claus....not quite there yet but working on it although I would need some hefty pillows down the front of my suit as I have lost a lot of weight since I became ill 10 years ago, in fact I have seen more meat on a butcher's pencil! :isadizzy:
 
I would like to add a fifth stage

1)You believe in Santa Claus.
2)You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3)You are Santa Claus.
4)You look like Santa Claus. lol
5) You learn there really is a Santa Claus. He is the spirit that moves people to do good this time of the year.
 
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