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This is Real...and Fun

Nothing like an aircraft with the blueprint pasted on it :icon_lol:
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Turns out they have a thing for imagination


Kulula Airlines humour after hard landings

<TABLE cellSpacing=2 cellPadding=2 width=636 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD>After a hard landing on a Kulula flight into Cape Town, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
</TD></TR><TR><TD>After a bumpy landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
</TD></TR><TR><TD>After a less than perfect of a landing on a Kulula flight to Johannesburg, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
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Thank you for flying Kulula Airlines

<TABLE cellSpacing=2 cellPadding=2 width=636 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD>"Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."
</TD></TR><TR><TD>"We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."
</TD></TR><TR><TD>"Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
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Regarding the first pic this has been done recently for MyTrafficX Pro over on the Simflight forum.
If interested see the thread "LOL what a paint..could you make this for the next MT..." Mike
 
Boeing is really going to be pissed when they see the entire plan posted like this , gotta go and make meself a Boeing airliner now i have all the plans :kilroy:<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">
 
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