...not only
Blatant Air Crew Abuse (BACA) on the part of the pilot, but also
Felony Airframe Overstress (FAO, not to be confused with F.A.O. Schwartz) and even
Excessive Uboat Abuse (EUA)....you're going down on three counts.
This calls for a new Flak Boot that will engender some respect from little rinky-dink patrol bombers......i.e. come within 5000 yards and you're going down. I can see it now: You catch a hapless Uboat on the surface and are preparing to put her down. As you lineup for a bomb-run, you notice that she is not trying to submerge. How strange and suddenly you realize that you are under heavy AAA fire. Turning away you find that four addtional Uboats have surfaced and you are surrounded. As you float toward the cold. cold sea in your parachute, you regret being so cocky. :costumes:
Wait for it....it's coming! A Nebelwerfer quad 20mm mount, dual Bofors 37mm and 88mm deck gun with AAA mount and sights. All that weight...she'll have to be a IXD. :ernae: