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'Why I've Shaved My Armpits For Decades...'
- Thread starter Panther_99FS
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cheezyflier
Charter Member
i googled "buckwheat in a headlock" and got this image:
I don't know what you were looking for cheezyflier when googling , but I got this:
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress ,
walked into a bar in Dublin.
She raised her right
arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed
to all the people sitting at the bar, and asked , ' What
man here will buy a lady a drink ?'
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk
slammed his hand and bellowed, ' Give the ballerina
a drink !'
The bartender poured the drink , and the woman
chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons, and
again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
same very hairy armpit, and asked , ' What man
here will buy a lady a drink ?'
Once again , the same little drunk slapped his
money down on the bar and said, ' Give the
ballerina another drink !'
The bartender approached the little drunk and
said, ' Tell me, Paddy , it's your business if you
want to buy the lady a drink , but why do you
keep calling her a ballerina? '
The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift
her leg that high. . .
Has got to be a ballerina! '
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A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress ,
walked into a bar in Dublin.
She raised her right
arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed
to all the people sitting at the bar, and asked , ' What
man here will buy a lady a drink ?'
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk
slammed his hand and bellowed, ' Give the ballerina
a drink !'
The bartender poured the drink , and the woman
chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons, and
again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
same very hairy armpit, and asked , ' What man
here will buy a lady a drink ?'
Once again , the same little drunk slapped his
money down on the bar and said, ' Give the
ballerina another drink !'
The bartender approached the little drunk and
said, ' Tell me, Paddy , it's your business if you
want to buy the lady a drink , but why do you
keep calling her a ballerina? '
The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift
her leg that high. . .
Has got to be a ballerina! '
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No wonder Howie Mandel is the way he is. That bit info would ruin anybodies day.
M
MyassisDragon
Guest
Thought I'd heard them all, but that's a new one to me. Cracked me up. Thanks, Kofschip.
T
tigisfat
Guest
I must admit that I shave the top half of my arms. I have some rather unsightly hair that grows at the apex of my delts. When I'm running or lifting, I always go sleeveless, meaning the hair has to go. For some reason, I feel a thousand times more comfortable running without sleeves bugging my arms. That's just me though. It's only wierd when you see guys with armpit or arm stubble.
Lots of guys shave their armpits.
Lots of guys shave their armpits.