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"Politicized" NTSB report of Flight 1549

mike678

Charter Member
Found this on the web and wanted to share the fun:

> > US Airways violated Federal migratory bird regulations by hunting
> > geese with an A320 Airbus jetliner, claim anonymous government
> > sources. The pilot of flight 1549, Air Force veteran and avid hunter
> > Chesley B. Sullenberger, tried combining both of his interests by
> > bagging a brace of geese over the wetlands near New York's LaGuardia
> > airport after takeoff, on his way to Charlotte, North Carolina.
> >
> > The imported European $77 million A320 airliner is not certified for
> > either waterfowl or upland bird hunting, so it was not surprising
> > that the aircraft malfunctioned. When he realized that both New York
> > and New Jersey State Game and Fish enforcement officers would soon be
> > approaching, Captain Sullenberger unsuccessfully attempted to hide
> > the plane in the Hudson River. The crew and 150 passengers were
> > chilled and shaken but unhurt. Most were simply grateful to avoid
> > spending the weekend in Charlotte.
> >
> > National Transportation Safety Board inspectors, rushed to the scene,
> > reportedly found no Duck Stamps on the downed aircraft's fuselage.
> > Captain Sullenberger has not been charged but is being held
> > incommunicado at an undisclosed location. PETA is urging the
> > government to prosecute the pilot for double honkercide and poaching,
> > and the animal rights group is expected to file a civil suit on
> > behalf of the flock.
> >
> > The two victims were undocumented aliens, according to sources close
> > to the investigation, Canada geese who had over-stayed their visas.
> > Their goose gang scandalized their quiet Queens community by
> > squatting in local cemeteries and golf courses, parking on the grass,
> > cooking strange-smelling food and throwing wild parties late into the
> > night. Neighbors say police dogs were called out on several
> > occasions. Such incidents have triggered a wave of anti-Canada goose
> > sentiment, but at this time revenge or hate crime motives are not
> > suspected in the US Airways bird bashings.
> >
> > Forensic examination of the avian corpses continues, and technicians
> > are analyzing the two cadavers under heat with chestnuts, prunes, and
> > Armagnac. NTSB inspectors have contributed a supply of testing fluid,
> > a 2005 Zind-Humbrecht Riesling from Alsace. We will update this
> > story as entrees details become available .

All kidding aside, the more I learn about Captain Sullenberger the more impressed I am. I hope the next time I have to fly I'm lucky enough to be riding behind someone like him.
 
I watched a show about him last night on 60 minutes...He is a remarkable man....
 

All kidding aside, the more I learn about Captain Sullenberger the more impressed I am. I hope the next time I have to fly I'm lucky enough to be riding behind someone like him.

Most likely you are - on any flight. By good fortune and good management you have avoided the opportunity to find out.

Frighteningly, there probably IS someone out 'on the fringe' that would really think the way that hilarious post reads.

Rob
 
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