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Quick Combat

C

Collin

Charter Member
There I was with time on my hands so into QC I plunges. So after downing flights of Me 109's, Zero's and Nakathingiemebobs with my trusty MB5 and Sea Hurry, I was getting a bit fed up, so I changed aircraft again.

It barrel-rolled real sweet..speed was way above that of ordinary aircraft for its day and when it went super-sonic I began to smell a rat....

I managed to turn it around and head back for the enemy, throttle was now on zero and the speed was coming down...a Nakawhatsit crossed my path and I blasted away, down it went, spewing smoke and bits. Then 2 more came at me and collided with me....strange I thought.

Lets land and see what gives....speed now 140 mph, under-carriage down, flaps down, hook down(there's bound to be a washing line), height 50feet.

Landed just before the runway began, started braking, kept braking, nose going down, runway disappearing fast, heavy braking, runway gone, nose nearly buried, stop yer bugger, WHOOOAAAAAAA!!

It did, a few yards from the sea....thought I would have to swim for it.

Phew...

regards Collin
 
Sure ... she might be big and she might be fast .... but how does she turn in a fight?:ernae: And ... in order to keep all those nasty invasive species creatures from messing up the whole planet ... do you drain her bait wells and live wells .... and scrub her down real good before she goes into non-native waters ... if ya' don't, the boogey men from the Dept of Natural Resources will nab ya' for sure and then they'll CONFISCATE her!

So just you watch it, Matey, y' hear?:isadizzy:
 
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Bill Kestell said:
Sure ... she might be big and she might be fast .... but how does she turn in a fight?:ernae:
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As I said to Collin last night...you throw the rudder over, go have a cup of coffee and a sandwich, then come back and complete the turn.
 
Sure ... she might be big and she might be fast .... but how does she turn in a fight?
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Alright, but you have to drop an anchor and hope ya not too high for it to catch on summat.:icon_lol:

And ... in order to keep all those nasty invasive species creatures from messing up the whole planet ... do you drain her bait wells and live wells .... and scrub her down real good before she goes into non-native waters
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Dats what the crews for...besides...she has a nice clean bottom...factory fresh you might say:kilroy:

the boogey men from the Dept of Natural Resources will nab ya' for sure and then they'll CONFISCATE her!
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Oh gawd...we now have cfs2 bureaucrat's.:isadizzy:

Rami...no need to turn...just go out and make a sandwich, put the kettle on and by the time you get back she has circumnavigated the globe and back to attack position:icon_lol:

regards Collin:ernae:
 
Sure and keep giving the crew those straight lines, they just keep eating them up...
 
Collin said:
You old pervert...you just wanna know what me Grammy wears to bed:173go1:

But here's a barrel roll over Guam..

regardless Collin:ernae:
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You know what Freud would have said of our dear Collin don't you. I shan't bore you with the details. :ichile::ichile::ichile:
 
Dirtman said:
Nice come-back Cap'n LongJock!!
Looks like Collin has the biggest weapon! ..... in the air
Be careful what cha ask for Ed, cuz ya just might git it! - Do ya feel the burn?

Its not the size of the weapon, its how well you use it. There's no sense in using a 20mm cannon if you can't hit anything with it. But you should know that Captain Muddy Shorts (mud?). You been runnin' around firing that 7.7mm Breda for more than 50 years and shot down everything in yer path. Now if ya really want to know the size of my weapon . . . well . . . have I introduced you to my trophy wife? :a1310::a1310::a1310:
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erufle said:
You know what Freud would have said of our dear Collin don't you. I shan't bore you with the details. :ichile::ichile::ichile:
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Got no idea what fraud might have said, but glad yer not going to bore me with the details(pssst...I hear Dirtman needs to know).

Respect individual differences or Collin will have to stop flying in ships.
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Thankee sir.

regards C:ernae:
 
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