Top Ten Northwest Airlines Pilot Excuses

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MyassisDragon

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Top Ten Northwest Airlines Pilot Excuses - (David Letterman Show)


10."Bunch of fat guys seated on right side of plane made us vector east"

9."We get paid by the hour"

8."MapQuest always takes you the long way, am I right, people?"

7."Tired of that show-off Sullenberger getting all the attention"

6."You try steering one of those airplanes after eight or nine cocktails"

5."Wanted to catch end of in-flight movie"

4."Activating autopilot and making occasional P.A. announcements is exhausting"

3."According to our map, we only missed target by half-an-inch"

2."For a change, decided to send luggage to the right city and lose the passengers"

1."Thought we saw Balloon Boy"

Extras

<LI style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 20px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: disc">"Trying to avoid Minneapolis Airport ever since that Larry Craig thing" <LI style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 20px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: disc">"Things are a little weird between me and Dale in air traffic control" <LI style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 20px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: disc">"Radar was jammed by enemy Vulcan starship" <LI style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 20px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: disc">"Couldn't hear radio over the margarita blender"
 
Of course the latest excuse is ... "We were busy playing WOW on our laptops while flying ..."
 
Just heard on the evening news,.....both pilots are gonna' get poop canned by NWA. Good luck if they can ever get a commercial flying gig again.....
 
Considering the fact that the FAA has now yanked both of these guys tickets I'd say that's a given :icon_lol:
 
Wierd how they are keeping it quiet..

I saw the 'quick' door interview of one pilot.. 'Nope.. no arguments. nothing was wrong.. sorry... '

A bit wierd..


Maybe it was a huge UFO!!!!!!!! "help, we're trapped in the belly hanger of a gigantic.. erm.. Stardestroyer.. yeah.. and.. and.. this guy in a black helmet says.. you need to stay here for a while... yeah... "
 
Could it be that they were a little "distracted" by the female flight attendant that reminded them they were off course?
 
myassisdragon said:
10."bunch of fat guys seated on right side of plane made us vector east"

7."tired of that show-off sullenberger getting all the attention"

5."wanted to catch end of in-flight movie"

2."for a change, decided to send luggage to the right city and lose the passengers"

"things are a little weird between me and dale in air traffic control"

"couldn't hear radio over the margarita blender"
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lol!
 
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