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Tiger Woods in Car crash
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Wing_Z
Charter Member 2011
:isadizzy:
What, do they all have to have a nude photo portfolio??
Celebrities...:isadizzy:
Those pics are of Kim Hoitt, though
What, do they all have to have a nude photo portfolio??
Celebrities...:isadizzy:
cheezyflier
Charter Member
GT182
Charter Member
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynett. But she never mentioned any golf clubs in the song.
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MyassisDragon
Guest
The jokes are starting. Here are a few of the better ones:
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O></O>
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3. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.<O></O>
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4. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..<O></O>
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5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing<O></O>
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6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O
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></O>5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing<O
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></O>6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
He is a tamed tiger, and dances on her wife's palm! Oooops, did I say that out loud!
Sorry, I like Tiger.... He is a good sports icon....
Wives should stand by their men...! Was there a song with the same title?
In poorer or in health...
When a man messes up, settle it in a peaceful way.. inside the four walls of your room, not with the Paparazzis around
Chacha, he is not a tamed Tiger....... he is a horny Tiger.
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MyassisDragon
Guest
Yet more Tiger Woods Crash Jokes:
What’s the difference between Tiger’s SUV and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!
What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.
Since Tiger was "out of bounds," his wife gave him a drop.
What club did Tiger's wife use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.
Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
In other news, EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 10 so a new bonus level can be added called "Help Tiger down the driveway". A special edition will be sold with a bent Wii steering wheel.
What’s the difference between Tiger’s SUV and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!
What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.
Since Tiger was "out of bounds," his wife gave him a drop.
What club did Tiger's wife use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.
Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
In other news, EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 10 so a new bonus level can be added called "Help Tiger down the driveway". A special edition will be sold with a bent Wii steering wheel.
What a complete DA.....Has everything in the world going for him and ended up putting his golf club and balls in the wrong hole. His wife is beautiful, has everything going for him, lives like a king.To jeopardize everything he has earned. Why can't these clowns behave like normal people.:isadizzy::isadizzy:
Because they are not normal people. They are something far far removed from normal.
Normal? What's that? But I do fully agree. If I had a wife that looked like her I don't think cheating would be the first thing on my mind.
David
kilo delta
Charter Member 2015
....reminds me of the caption written under a pic of a supermodel in a particularly sexy pose...
"Somebody, somewhere, is sick of her sh**"
"Somebody, somewhere, is sick of her sh**"
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MCDesigns
Guest
....reminds me of the caption written under a pic of a supermodel in a particularly sexy pose...
"Somebody, somewhere, is sick of her sh**"
Agreed, been there a few times. My friends never truly understood till they were in the same situation themselves.
Henry
Retired SOH Administrator
whats that saying?
one does not know unless they are in the same shoes.
Im just glad im not rich and famous
no one gives a hoot on what i do or who
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brad kaste
Charter Member
Physical attraction will go only so far in a marriage. Once the bloom is off the rose,....and the day-to-day nitty gritty sets in for both parties,....this is where respect and understanding comes into play. Day in and day out.
Tiger is a button down type of personality. And I'm sure he has felt a bit invincible for many years. A 'humbling' can be a good thing a times.......
Tiger is a button down type of personality. And I'm sure he has felt a bit invincible for many years. A 'humbling' can be a good thing a times.......
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MCDesigns
Guest
whats that saying?
one does not know unless they are in the same shoes.
Im just glad im not rich and famous
no one gives a hoot on what i do or who
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Means that on the surface most just see the happy couple with the attractive trophy wife/husband, but have no idea what is underneath or what they have to deal with on a daily basis and when you split/breakup/divorce, they question it because you left the trophy wife/husband.
While I don't condone Tigers behavior, he is not the only one to ever be like this, celebrity or otherwise. Funny to hear some of the public's reaction and how condemning they have been. I mean, it's not like he's even close to Michael Vic who many have welcomed back with open arms for some twisted reason..
Cazzie
SOH-CM-2024
Celebrities, they just do not understand karma, or as we say it in the South, what goes around, comes around. Only the spiritually blind don't get the concept of karma. Sad to say, many don't get it. It lets them off the hook to think they can do anything and if they don't get caught, they get away with it. Did Tiger get away with it? You never get away with it. It's not revenge, it's just a moral law of all people.
Tiger is yet another wrapped up in God's curse for him making too much money. The real sad tale of all of this is the possibility that in all his escapades, Tiger picked up one or several STDs that he may have passed on to Elin and from there to his children. I always admired Tiger, from his college days on, but after this, I see he is just another rich sports idol who thinks with his little head.
Caz
Tiger is yet another wrapped up in God's curse for him making too much money. The real sad tale of all of this is the possibility that in all his escapades, Tiger picked up one or several STDs that he may have passed on to Elin and from there to his children. I always admired Tiger, from his college days on, but after this, I see he is just another rich sports idol who thinks with his little head.
Caz