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The $200 steak dinner!

Ken Stallings said:
Next time you two are standing in line at the airport security area, especially when you went through the body scanner and are putting your shoes back on, lean over and tell her, "You know, if I had my pilot's license, we'd already be there now, no chance of losing our luggage, and you wouldn't have been electronically frisked!"

You might be surprised what answer you get! :engel016:

Ken
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Now thats a great idea Ken.....I am going to remember that
 
We never had a plane..but we always had boats...We used these little portable pottie things that were no more than a set of legs that held a heavy duty bag...Can you not set auto pilot and have a blast, so to speak???
 
Toastmaker said:
My brother, a GA pilot, used to fly from a field near Andrews AFB over to the Maryland eastern shore and he'd have lunch while there. He called it going out for a $100 hamburger -
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LOL!!! :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

Sorry, I missed this last night! Awesome, brother!

Ken
 
harleyman said:
We never had a plane..but we always had boats...We used these little portable pottie things that were no more than a set of legs that held a heavy duty bag...Can you not set auto pilot and have a blast, so to speak???
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One of the previous owners of my 310R actually did put a portable pottie in the rear luggage compartment. However, only the passengers in the rear seats could have reached it. However, in terms of using the red plastic urinal jugs, that's exactly what I did. Put the plane on autopilot, loosen the seat lap belt, and make sure I have the proper downward angle into the jug, and let fly!

It worked!

Ken
 
harleyman said:
We never had a plane..but we always had boats...We used these little portable pottie things that were no more than a set of legs that held a heavy duty bag...Can you not set auto pilot and have a blast, so to speak???
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Well, I pretty much fill up the plane with my size, and the warriors I used to fly didn't have autopilots. It was trim and a little rudder action all the way if you wanted to pee laying on your side in you seat. Just try peeing up with a kink in your junk to get it to point down into a bottle...:mixedsmi:
 
Ahhh, you guys have it easy. Trying using the facilities in a fighter cockpit. :icon_lol:

I can assure you that it can be done. ;)
 
jmig said:
Ahhh, you guys have it easy. Trying using the facilities in a fighter cockpit. :icon_lol:

I can assure you that it can be done. ;)
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What're you trying to say? Are you saying that Piper Warriors aren't fighters? I strap it on, I fly like a maniac, I even get the occasional 75 degree climb.... I haven't downed anyone or shacked any targets, but I keep my eyes peeled. Yessiree, I'm a genuine fighter pilot. (I hope my girlfriend doesn't see me writing this)
 
tigisfat said:
What're you trying to say? Are you saying that Piper Warriors aren't fighters? I strap it on, I fly like a maniac, I even get the occasional 75 degree climb.... I haven't downed anyone or shacked any targets, but I keep my eyes peeled. Yessiree, I'm a genuine fighter pilot. (I hope my girlfriend doesn't see me writing this)
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Being a fighter pilot is more about the attitude than what aircraft you fly. You sound like a fighter jock to me. :icon_lol:

I was speaking more about maneuvering room than attitudes. ;)
 
Hell..I just would be happy to fly in a fighter...Peeing myself would be fine for a free ride....LOL
 
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