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A cheating video game...this time it really cheated

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OBIO

Retired SOH Admin
I love playing video games. WW2 first person shooters, racing games, barbarian hackem slashems. I don't play them a lot....which would explain why I am not really good at them. But, I still love playing them...gives me a chance to do things I can't legally do in real life, like drive 200 mph the wrong way down the road and shoot Nazis in the head.

I have always blamed my poor video games skills to cheating...the Nazis cheat, the Japanese cheat, the Ogres cheat....all the bad guys cheat. They really don't cheat, I just say they do so I would not be forced to admit that I suck at playing video games (but anyone who has watched me play video games knows the truth).

But tonight...I WAS CHEATED for real. Not once, not twice, not three times...4 times in a row. Cheated and cheated big time. Robbed of a 1st place finish in a Bass tournament in the process.

I was playing Hooked Again on the Wii system...which Deb likes for me to play since I can play it without having the surround sound cranked up and making a ton of noise.

So, there I was..on my Bass Boat, with 35 pound 5 ounces of Bass in my live well. I caught a small Small Mouth Bass, 1 pound, 7 ounces. Instead of it going into my live well, it was thrown back. Then I caught a 4 pound 10 ounce Small Mouth Bass, and it too was thrown back. Then another small Large Mouth...1 pound 4 ounces...and it was tossed back. Then I caught a 7 pound 9 ounce Northern Spotted Bass...but was only given credit for 3 pounds 4 ounces of it. My ending weight was 38 pounds 9 ounces....which put me in third place. If I had been given credit for the fish that were thrown back and for the full weight of the Northern Spotted Bass, I would have finished first in the tournament and moved into first place in the Rally Points.

Nazis and Ogres and Toyota Supras may not cheat...but FISH DO!

OBIO
 
Obio, the problem is you were catching fish that were all female. And we all know they always lie about their weight:a1089:.
 
Allen said:
I think C9G has gone MIA..... View attachment 15307
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Snuffy said:
Man, Lawman you're asking for it ...



I've noticed that someone apparently provided CPR to our patient last night and there are a plethora of posts by her finally. ;)

It'll only be a matter of time before she gets to this ... then watch out! :icon_lol:
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jmig said:
Nawwww, she was around last night. Her family was visiting her last week.
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Well guess who's back??!!

Sorry guys, I could not be online that much for the past week or so, because I had my family over.
Had a great time- but now they have all returned back home to Canada :(
I miss them already!

However, I'm glad to be back with my SOH peeps ! Missed all of you!


So....female...fish...weight.....what's this I hear?
Toastie? Did you defend my honor while I was absent? Hmmmm?


<---Lawman! ;) Second in line....Toastie! :bump:
 
Not to be anti-female or anything..but in the world of Bass, females get bigger and heavier than males. Male Northern Large Mouth Bass tend to be 16 inches max and are slimmer in profile. If you catch a Northern Large Mouth that is over 16 inches and has a beautiful rounded belly, then it is a female. Not sure if this is true with the other species of Bass (Small Mouth, Northern Spotted, Florida Large Mouth), but I think it is. Maybe that's why I like Large Mouth Bass so much...we both appreciate Fat Bottomed Girls.

OBIO
 
OMG, she is dragging me off to her dungeon, all gagged and bound (gets sudden flashbacks of the last "Lord of the Rings"-episode):icon_eek:!!! Better come up with a good apology.

[whimpering mode on]
Oh Long-legged One, please forgive my youthful (ahum) transgression. Had I known that my feeble joke at the expense of God's greatest [LINESTRIKE]burden on[/LINESTRIKE] gift to Man would displease Your Royal High-heelness, I surely would have refrained from such loathsome activities. In the meantime, I can only throw myself at your mercy (just realized that may not be such a good idea:blind:).

Your humble servant ,

Lawman
[whimpering mode off]


Psst, guys. I think God made a mistake here. When Adam complained to Him about his loneliness, He should have given him an X-box instead of a "Playstation". I'm pretty sure that, at least with hindsight, Adam would agree. What do you guys think?
 
Lawman said:
Psst, guys. I think God made a mistake here. When Adam complained to Him about his loneliness, He should have given him an X-box instead of a "Playstation". I'm pretty sure that, at least with hindsight, Adam would agree. What do you guys think?
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I think you're gonna get the whip, and maybe the rack while she's at it!
 
Lawman said:
OMG, she is dragging me off to her dungeon, all gagged and bound (gets sudden flashbacks of the last "Lord of the Rings"-episode):icon_eek:!!! Better come up with a good apology.

[whimpering mode on]
Oh Long-legged One, please forgive my youthful (ahum) transgression. Had I known that my feeble joke at the expense of God's greatest [LINESTRIKE]burden on[/LINESTRIKE] gift to Man would displease Your Royal High-heelness, I surely would have refrained from such loathsome activities. In the meantime, I can only throw myself at your mercy (just realized that may not be such a good idea:blind:).

Your humble servant ,

Lawman
[whimpering mode off]


Psst, guys. I think God made a mistake here. When Adam complained to Him about his loneliness, He should have given him an X-box instead of a "Playstation". I'm pretty sure that, at least with hindsight, Adam would agree. What do you guys think?
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You could only wish this Lawman ... LOL! Don't try to hard now. ;)
 
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