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Bill Gates and a Senator go into a bar

CWOJackson

Charter Member
They're sitting there sipping their pale raspberry ale talking about their day. The Senate tells Gates, "Bill, it's been a crazy day. I've got reporters claiming I intend to raise taxes, pundits explaining how I'm going to raise the taxes and callers ready to lynch me for raising taxes, all because someone overheard me talking on my cell about going to Texas."

Gates chuckles, takes out his iPhone and sends a quick text message then sits back with a big smile on his face and say, "That's nothing". The Senator just sits there starring so Gates explains, "I just told a Microsoft intern to announce there was going to be a new flying game. Wait twenty minutes then we'll check out the forums and you'll see a real over-reaction."

An hour later the two are on the floor leaning against the bar wiping tears from their eyes. Struggling for breath Gates starts texting again and gasps to his friend, "Wah....wah...watch this...Windows 8."
 
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