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Navy Chief

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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Lyndon B. Johnson

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Paul Horning

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

H. L. Mencken

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

George Bernard Shaw

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.."

Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Dave Barry

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!

W. C. Fields


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Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher

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One night at “Cheers”, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.."
 
Don't know what brought this on, Chief, but you won't find too many dissenting voices around here... Cheers ! :guinness:


(Glad you quoted my greatest hero, W.C.Fields. 'I never drink water - it's the stuff that rusts pipes....')
 
I am headed for Sanibel Island, Fl next Tues. to spend a week with my sister at her place.

I plan to enjoy COPIOUS amounts of Key West Ale, and Land Shark!!!

Cheers!

NC
 
I'll get sooooooooooooooo drunk on this stuff once my thesis is printed and its copies are at their respective destination. But until then, I'll stay as dry as the desert Gobi.
 
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta
Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one
year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman
Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in
the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a
$214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment
plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American
walks about 900 miles a year. Another study
found that Americans drink, on average, 22
gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on
average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be an American!!!
 
dogknot said:
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta
Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one
year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman
Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in
the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a
$214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment
plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American
walks about 900 miles a year. Another study
found that Americans drink, on average, 22
gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on
average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be an American!!!
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:applause::applause::applause:
 
lefty said:
Don't know what brought this on, Chief, but you won't find too many dissenting voices around here... Cheers ! :guinness:


(Glad you quoted my greatest hero, W.C.Fields. 'I never drink water - it's the stuff that rusts pipes....')
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I thought he said "fish pee in it" Lefty but I'm usually wrong. :)
 
Two of my favorite beers:

Yuengling and Landshark

I also enjoy: Stella Artois, Rolling Rock, Dos Equis and Moosehead.



 
Cloud9Gal said:
Two of my favorite beers:

Yuengling and Landshark

I also enjoy: Stella Artois, Rolling Rock, Dos Equis and Moosehead.

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You do realize that Yuengling translates to "Young Boys" right? Think about that the next time ya have one! LOL!

OH ... Welcome Back BTW! :bump:
 
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