Toastmaker
Charter Member 2016
This one may win practical joke of the year !! Click the link, it's clean. . .
http://www.heaven666.org/embed/58709
http://www.heaven666.org/embed/58709
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Please see the most recent updates in the "Where did the .com name go?" thread. Posts number 16 and 17.
One of the very best practical jokes -
- Thread starter Toastmaker
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Not bad - not bad at all.
For a good giggle, do the following:
1)Visit your local Walmart or similar store. It must have a pharmacy in it.
2)Proceed to the pharmacy and pick up one pack of a certain accessory males and an increasing number of females carry nowadays. These devices, as the breath mint ad used to say, "take the worry out of being close."
3)Keep traversing the store's aisles until you find someone who is of the appropriate age bracket AND (this is important - you don't want to "target" someone who is a good-tempered person) seems to, by their appearance or demeanor, be not the most amenable person you could be meeting. They also need to be pushing a shopping cart. Think of the guy who is able-bodied and pulled into a handicapped slot in the parking lot - or the one who cut you off from your parking spot.
4)While passing the shopping cart, covertly toss the package of accessories into the cart. Try to aim it in such a way that when it lands it is not readily visible to the user of the cart but rather slips behind or between other articles in the cart.
The balance of the act is up to you. You can leave at this point and let your imagination take over, or you can periodically check on the person and visually follow them to the checkout line, where the accessories will be unloaded from the cart along with the rest of the goodies. Watch them do the explaining to their spouse/significant other, or the checkout girl or bag boy.:mixedsmi:
For a good giggle, do the following:
1)Visit your local Walmart or similar store. It must have a pharmacy in it.
2)Proceed to the pharmacy and pick up one pack of a certain accessory males and an increasing number of females carry nowadays. These devices, as the breath mint ad used to say, "take the worry out of being close."
3)Keep traversing the store's aisles until you find someone who is of the appropriate age bracket AND (this is important - you don't want to "target" someone who is a good-tempered person) seems to, by their appearance or demeanor, be not the most amenable person you could be meeting. They also need to be pushing a shopping cart. Think of the guy who is able-bodied and pulled into a handicapped slot in the parking lot - or the one who cut you off from your parking spot.
4)While passing the shopping cart, covertly toss the package of accessories into the cart. Try to aim it in such a way that when it lands it is not readily visible to the user of the cart but rather slips behind or between other articles in the cart.
The balance of the act is up to you. You can leave at this point and let your imagination take over, or you can periodically check on the person and visually follow them to the checkout line, where the accessories will be unloaded from the cart along with the rest of the goodies. Watch them do the explaining to their spouse/significant other, or the checkout girl or bag boy.:mixedsmi:
strikehawk
Charter Member
Not bad - not bad at all.
For a good giggle, do the following:
1)Visit your local Walmart or similar store. It must have a pharmacy in it.
2)Proceed to the pharmacy and pick up one pack of a certain accessory males and an increasing number of females carry nowadays. These devices, as the breath mint ad used to say, "take the worry out of being close."
3)Keep traversing the store's aisles until you find someone who is of the appropriate age bracket AND (this is important - you don't want to "target" someone who is a good-tempered person) seems to, by their appearance or demeanor, be not the most amenable person you could be meeting. They also need to be pushing a shopping cart. Think of the guy who is able-bodied and pulled into a handicapped slot in the parking lot - or the one who cut you off from your parking spot.
4)While passing the shopping cart, covertly toss the package of accessories into the cart. Try to aim it in such a way that when it lands it is not readily visible to the user of the cart but rather slips behind or between other articles in the cart.
The balance of the act is up to you. You can leave at this point and let your imagination take over, or you can periodically check on the person and visually follow them to the checkout line, where the accessories will be unloaded from the cart along with the rest of the goodies. Watch them do the explaining to their spouse/significant other, or the checkout girl or bag boy.:mixedsmi:
Did something like that years ago. The target was a nun, tossed a "party" sized box of Trojans into her cart. I know I'll probably go to hell for that but I did have to suffer through 5 years of Catholic school and Catechism.
