You know you are getting old when......

[T Square]

My Dad told me 3 things to always remember about getting old :

1. If you feel like you have to pee Do It! cause after awhile it don't happen very often anymore.

2. If you feel like you have to fart, go to the potty cause it probably ain't what you think it is.

3. If you get an erection and can't remember what it's for, don't rush to the Hospital Emergency Center for it.

 

[Odie]

The truth about the undershorts I was wearing during my Climbing Fart experience is just a bit to embarrassing to openly admit......but since What Happens In The Outhouse Stays In The Outhouse.....

All of my boxer briefs were dirty....so I was wearing a pair of my wife's high cut panties. The nylon/polyester they make those things out of is NOT designed to with stand a 90 MPH fart. Blew those frilly things all to bits. The wife will be very POed if she learns that I killed a pair of her new panties. I hid them behind the toilet....haven't had a chance to sneak them out to the trash can yet.

OBIO

Well, the question of boxers or briefs is somewhat irrelevant at this point. Makes the image of OBIO going up the stairs now.....clearer.

 

[n4gix]

... but the real thing that made me realize that I was hittin' that senior citizen plateau is when I sit down on the throne and ma jewels now dangle in the water....oh,cruel fate....what have you dealt me?

That your's still dangle is a blessing! I suffer from the opposite extreme; the incredible shrinking type of extreme!

You know you're really getting old when that old joke about needing a magnifying glass and tweezers just ain't funny no more!

 

[AussieMan]

That your's still dangle is a blessing! I suffer from the opposite extreme; the incredible shrinking type of extreme!

You know you're really getting old when that old joke about needing a magnifying glass and tweezers just ain't funny no more!

Amen to that. Know the feeling too well.