Time Travel

Dangerousdave26

Dangerousdave26

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I was checking the shipping of a package I sent out to my wife yesterday. I think UPS may have unknowingly disclosed they know the secrets of Time Travel...

Jacksonville, FL, United States 05/22/2013 2:47 A.M. Arrival Scan
Fort Pierce, FL, United States 05/22/2013 2:45 A.M. Departure Scan
Fort Pierce, FL, United States 05/21/2013 10:33 P.M. Arrival Scan
SomePlace, FL, United States 05/21/2013 9:24 P.M. Departure Scan
05/21/2013 7:55 P.M. Origin Scan
05/21/2013 3:37 P.M. Pickup Scan
United States 05/21/2013 8:37 A.M. Order Processed: Ready for UPS
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now that is fast :icon_lol:
 
Warp theory vessels will do that. Whenever the big brown trucks appear in my rear view, I yield immediately, as I would to Ambulances, Hayabusa motorcycles, Star Wars space fighters, or Manhattan Yellow Cabs. There's no pride involved. Sent today, arrives yesterday....if we all stay to the right,
 
It's just a minor flaw in their system. Normally packages get sucked into their black hole and disappear, but this time one of their scanners got too close and travelled backward in time before it was uploaded to their tracking program.
 
Time travel is easy. I need to know how to stop it. I traveled from 16 years old to 50 years old in mere seconds! :rolleyes:
 
David_L6 said:
Time travel is easy. I need to know how to stop it. I traveled from 16 years old to 50 years old in mere seconds! :rolleyes:
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My wife says the opposite of me, I progressed to 57 while staying at 14.....she's still waiting for it to catch up.
 
Dangerous, did it melt? At that speed a lot of friction is generated unless it was de-constructed on a molecular level; in which case, was it the same item delivered as sent? (I do wish I had a clue as to what I was writing...).

graham.
 
Yeah, UPS are really fast, but..... I ordered a part from Wisconsin, about 3 grand worth. Arrived in NZ in 4 days and about 20 pieces. So I ordered a replacement. That arrived in a record 3 days and only 6 pieces
~sigh

LPXO
 
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