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more like blues plagarists, since they used many peoples work without paying royalties and often not even giving credit. not that i don't dig their music. but that's the truth, look it up and see.
(Being a musician) I could venture to say that anyone who plays blues is a copycat. There are only so many old blues songs and arrangements. To invent something new would be to leave the genre entirely.
more like blues plagarists, since they used many peoples work without paying royalties and often not even giving credit. not that i don't dig their music. but that's the truth, look it up and see.
lol you can tell from my avatar I am a fan of the blues
A lot of those bands in the 60s were heavily influenced by the blues. The Doors, CCR, Stones, Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Beatles, Animals...etc as well as 50s rockabilly's relation to the blues. And many bands today are influenced by those bands from the 60s. Blues is a 'root' form music so it is a very logical that rock bands would simply take it and alter it to more of a rock format.
One could even argue that the English 'saved' the blues because in the 50s-60s the blues artists were living in a very segragated society and they found a much more enthusiastic audience in Europe. Guys like Clapton, Keith Richards...etc were part of that audience and were very taken by the blues and put that sound into their music. I think a lot of the old blues artists who toured Europe where quite happy that their music was very appreiciated and would be carried on. Then by the time the Stones, Zepplin...etc were popular bands they could bring that sound back to the US where by now you had a more tolerant audience who could appreciate the music more as well too. Most of those bands knew very well where their music came from and were always humbled when they were playing with one of the blues greats.
here is a great jam with the Stones, Clapton, and John Lee Hooker
But 'blues' is also a state of mind, and its quite a universal state of mind/sound that can be found in all sorts of music, even music that has no real relation to 'blues' from Irish jigs to Japanese traditional music. You can hear that melancholy 'blue' tone in so many forms of music. If you want to really get into it, listen to some Ali Farke Toure or Salif Keita...blues from Mali/West Africa...good stuff
Anyway, if the music makes you feel somthing when you listen to it or play it, then it is all good
Cheers
TJ
<table width="600" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" width="50" align="right">1.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning..."</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">2.</td> <td width="500" align="left">"I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town."</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">3.</td> <td width="500" align="left">The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes... sort of: "Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher, and she weigh 500 pound." </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">4.</td> <td width="500" align="left">The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch--ain't no way out. </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">5.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillacs and broken-down trucks. Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft and company motor pools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die. </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">6.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, "adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis. </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">7.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the blues in any place that don't get rain.</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">8.</td> <td width="500" align="left">A man with male pattern baldness ain't the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cause you were skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg 'cause a alligator be chompin' on it is.</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">9.</td> <td width="500" align="left">You can't have no Blues in a office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster. </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">10.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Good places for the Blues:</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">a. Highway</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">b. Jailhouse</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">c. An empty bed</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">d. Bottom of a whiskey glass</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">11.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Bad places for the Blues:</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">a. Nordstrom's</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">b. Gallery openings</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">c. Ivy league institutions</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">d. Golf courses</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">12.</td> <td width="500" align="left">No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be a old ethnic person, and you slept in it. </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">13.</td> <td width="500" align="left">You have the right to sing the Blues if:</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">a. You older than dirt</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">b. You blind</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">c. You shot a man in Memphis</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">d. You can't be satisfied</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">14.</td> <td width="500" align="left">You don't have the right to sing the Blues if:</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">a. You have all your teeth</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">b. You were once blind but now can see </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">c. The man in Memphis lived </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">d. You have a pension fund </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">15.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Blues is not a matter of color. It's a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Sonny Liston could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues.</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">16.</td> <td width="500" align="left">If you ask for water and your darlin' give you gasoline, it's the Blues</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">17.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Other acceptable Blues beverages are:</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">a. Cheap wine</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">b. Whiskey or bourbon </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">c. Muddy water </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">d. Nasty black coffee </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">18.</td> <td width="500" align="left">The following are NOT Blues beverages:</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">a. Perrier </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">b. Chardonnay</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">c. Snapple </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">d. Slim Fast </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">19.</td> <td width="500" align="left">If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broke-down cot. You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction. </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">20.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Some Blues names for women:</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">a. Sadie</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">b. Big Mama</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">c. Bessie</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">d. Fat River Dumpling</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">21.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Some Blues names for men:</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">a. Joe</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">b. Willie</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">c. Little Willie</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
</td> <td width="500" align="left">d. Big Willie</td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">22.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis. </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">23.</td> <td width="500" align="left">Make your own Blues name Starter Kit: a. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.) b. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Melon, Kiwi, etc.) c. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.) For example: Blind Lime Jefferson, Jackleg Lemon Johnson or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc. (Well, maybe not "Kiwi.") </td></tr> <tr> <td width="50" align="right">
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</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="50" align="right">24.</td> <td width="500" align="left">I don't care how tragic your life: if you own even one computer, you cannot sing the blues.
Hey All,
Here is what the blues is all about.
-Ed-