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A Flight Simulation Tale

....A tall, dark figure; The only distinguishable feature visible about his back-lit frame was a glowing, pulsating green 'FSX' on his chest.....
 
the whole scene was silent... there was tension in the air...
like a gunfighter entering a saloon, the mysterious one took a single step into the dim light, as a tumbleweed rolled past the door outside...
 
....pickled pigs feet? Hmmm....I dont remember ordering that this time, he thought to himself as he sized up the formidable FSX pizza delivery omen that now was 'lingering' in the doorway when all of a sudden.......
 
it dawned on him that this was no ordinary pizza delivery man!
The whole pizza thing was a cover!
He should never have advertised the fact that he was building a six-axis refrigerator simulator, with built-in subwoofer and 7.1 sound.
Now the only option left was
 
plans for the 3D holographic displays.
Since the FSX "pizza man" had seen most of the original installation, he would have to
 
Sallie shook him with great might for he had been talking in his sleep...

Only now he finds out it was all a dream.

Suddenly the Phone rings

"Hello" he said and it was ....
 
"On the night of August 14, 1977, you were seen driving a Chevy Vega Station wagon loaded with sheep. What were you doing with all those sheep on a dark stormy night?"
 
....loves her sheep; It is customary for me to take them fo relaxing drives through the countryside, even on dark, stormy nights. It was then that he looked more closely at the officer's sleeve patch and noticed that the officer wasn't really an officer at all....
 
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