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A gift for the Fourth!!!

gera

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Hi Amigos del Norte!!!!!!

Last night I finally landed at the new airfield on "Some Mountain" in China. The place was full of nervous people. The large overgrown Atomic Boiler (?) was shooting blue smoke!!!!!!.......etc...etc....
Yep!!!! the Flight with The Lady Doctor has been finished and it will be ready to be flown by those who love Women and Chinese Food!!!!....

Uploads Maybe Tomorrow to celebrate the Innagural address of our New Presidente!!!! (good God!!!) he´s fat and of Italian parents like me so he might cook some good pasta or burn boiling water!!!!! anyways a new chapter will be written in our poorish history of lousy Dictators or thiefy Presidentes .......so To China we fly in this adventure that will take you to three airfields with Atomic plants in dire conditions near the airports!!!!......what should you fly???...just about anything with wings will do, if you are a good piloto since the fields are around 3500 feet long.....
Yes they are Afcads so they will show on your GPS, except for one......:pop4:

That´s the news from down here......so you see you will be celebrating your Fourth, we will be celebrating our Third.....but what are we really celebrating...two new Gurus??? or what????.....The Flight Guys!!! the Flight!!! to China!!!!!!! or Bust!!!!!!!.......Mamma Mia!!!!:isadizzy::isadizzy::isadizzy::gameon:
 
Sounds challenging, Gera. :kilroy:

And 3500ft? Geez, I can land a fully loaded 747 on that...WITH A TAILWIND! :icon_lol: :d
 
At the last Airfield!!!!.........

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The Doomed City at the Lake

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Ready to take off with both women!!!!!.......:bump:

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Get Out!!!!! Climb!!! those buckets are about to Explode!!!!!

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What.._? Kimi-Fu the Dragon Lady wants me in her office now!!!! alone!!!! what for ????:jump::jump:..WHat?? she wants me to bring my bottle of Johnny Blue???...we are having a party together
you say???..all alone!!!! you sure????....Yea!!!!......................Great!!!!!:running:

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PS: It has been reported that Indiana Jones was late for this Adventure......You made it!!! yeah!!!!!
 
Bjoern.....my Hermano Buddy, hop in, I'll lend you one!!!!!!!, but not the one with the slick eyes!!!!!and...............:kilroy::kilroy::kilroy:
 
Bjoern.....my Hermano Buddy, hop in, I'll lend you one!!!!!!!, but not the one with the slick eyes!!!!!and...............:kilroy::kilroy::kilroy:

LoL, Gera!

Can't wait to take them into "stage five afterburner". :icon_lol:
 
The Flight has been Uploaded at FlightSim and Simviation....

Here is your chance of taking this flight after a happy weekend......be aware that you need a passport and a visa!!!!....no liquid spirits are allowed and kissing girls in public may get you two to seven years in Tu Ku Li Prison.............:pop4::pop4::gameon:
 
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