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You were never really on my Rice Cake list...I don't even have a Rice Cake list.
Someone mentioned their ex getting them a model of the Bismark thinking that someone who likes planes must like ships as well. Well, my wife, Deb, says that I am a very hard person to shop for. She says it's because...while being a down to earth and easy to get to know person, I am also a very complex and complicated person. She says that it's easy to know what I am into (planes, electronics, tools, gadgets, military collectables, vintage wood and pottery work from Japan) but its hard to buy things for me because the things I am into she has no knowledge of. She doesn't know tools, or electronics, or fishing tackle or the difference between a nice piece of Occupied Japan china or a 1970s Made In Japan el-cheapo tea saucer.
To make things harder for her, following her brain surgery 3 years ago and the 2 seizures that followed, she is not able to drive....so she can't just hop in the car and hit the stores looking for something to buy me.
Well, last year...while at her sister's house...she saw a craft item one of the inmates at the prison my sis-in-law works at...one of my SIL's co-workers stopped by to show it to my SIL. Deb thought it was neat, and knowing that I have a wooden scale model of the Cutty Sark (with cloth sails, real brass canons, tons of details) and knowing that I talk about wanting a boat (as in a nice 15 foot aluminum fishing boat for the lakes around here), she thought that this craft item would be the perfect birthday present. What was it? A ship...made of paper and poster board, stained with a paste made of cheap instant coffee and a bit of water. The canon balls were gravels from the inmate rec yard. It was ugly, stank of cheap burnt coffee. Deb was so excited about this present...and she paid $40 to have it made ($20 went to the inmate who made it and $20 went to the Ohio Victims of Crime program). $40! I tried real hard to act excited when I saw it for the first time...I really did....but I don't think I was very convincing.
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