I went shopping this afternoon. A fat blond, driving a Ford wagon and talking on her cell phone all but ran me over when crossing the parking lot. I yelled at her and she looked mad.
Then I got home and I got two wrong numbers. Someone trying to dial in them teeny, small numbers that are on cell phones. Countless accidents are atttributed to "indexing" on a cell phone.
It used to be our telephone number was 2927. Out of town it would be Beverly 2927, end of statement. Now, because of cell phones, I have to remember and dial 11 numbers if I'm calling my neighbor next door.
Now I had 50 years of being an Aerospace Engineer and Executive, traveling all over the world. I cannot count any reason why I would need a cell phone. I wouldn't use one on a bet. There always was a phone at the airport or at the Hotel.
I propose a tax on cell phones. A pretty heavy one. Maybe in a year we can clean up the national debt with these nit-wits that just can't live without them.
Then I got home and I got two wrong numbers. Someone trying to dial in them teeny, small numbers that are on cell phones. Countless accidents are atttributed to "indexing" on a cell phone.
It used to be our telephone number was 2927. Out of town it would be Beverly 2927, end of statement. Now, because of cell phones, I have to remember and dial 11 numbers if I'm calling my neighbor next door.
Now I had 50 years of being an Aerospace Engineer and Executive, traveling all over the world. I cannot count any reason why I would need a cell phone. I wouldn't use one on a bet. There always was a phone at the airport or at the Hotel.
I propose a tax on cell phones. A pretty heavy one. Maybe in a year we can clean up the national debt with these nit-wits that just can't live without them.