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"Anaconda Tour"......you dare?

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Mr. Googlesy Netform evited me on saturday and sunday to a treat!!...check the Amazon jungle for the dreaded Anaconda... a very hungry snake. We traveled with Mr. Juan Parivón who has for 34 years messed around with this character by going to three towns where they keep and study the fat ugly son of a gun (or of *******).....taking off in the hot humid rainy weather we encountered a bloody Thunderstorm that made us land in a field full of gulls which had also landed there to keep away from the monster storm. Then we went to _______________where we spent the night. Really a rink dink town full of mosquitoes but a few nice ladies who were very kind feeding us and giving us some interesting entertainment until the wee hours of the night. :applause:

Next morning we took off with a smile in our faces and headed to the interior "lake area" of the Amazon river basin. A land with snake rivers, lakes and many swamps---Anaconda country!!!!, I took the plane down to almost water level and the lady by me, Dr. Samantha Burzzi, who let me call her "Buzzi" because of her interesting front and back , shouted like a parrot every time I swooped down.....we had fun doing these antics until Juan in the back seat, got sick. After about an hour over these waterly land we came to the town of________where we had our jungle lunch of some strange soup, alligator meat and fry Yucca all with a lot of a sauce of a hot pepper called "cohete" pepper (firecracker). We took off again to_________where old Saculñion del Prattz was waiting with the two cycle engine of his boat ready to speed into the swamps. Just before we got in the boat Bussi danced to some drum and flute music making us all very nervous..:applause::applause:-----So off we went in the flimsy "panga", a very strong boat made from a cut out tree trunk skimming the piraña filled water with a warning from Saculñion not to stick our fingers or anything else in the water since these hungry fish would take a bite at them or an electric eel would give us a shock to remember!!!! we all kept our hands in our pockets. Lucky me, mine were held by Bussi.....:icon_lol::icon_lol:
After about forty five minutes we arrived at a very unfriendly looking lagoon, I could smell trouble here. It was very still and we all shouted when a lonely eagle dropped from nowhere and caught a large "gula" fish off the murky waters. Its was very quiet here and many trees were dead and leaves of all kinds floated around. Our straight face guide stopped the loud engine and said " No talking now!!! no noise or we might not be going back ever!!!!...Anacondas can see the shadow of this boat from far aways and if they hear any noise they usually see if its a "morcel" and we just might get not only to see the animal but also get eaten by it!!!!!...Bussi trembled and squizzed my hand so hard it hurt. After about 26.5 minutes I was as bored as a fish in a tiny fish tank since nothing moved around us and we all started to smell from so much united sweat!!!!....then a very slight wave moved the boat and only a few feet from it the ugly face (?) of Mamma Anaconda came slowly from under the water and just stared at us.....I could see the anger and hunger in her wet eyes that were like furnaces from hell, red as a red chilly with a dancing tongue that came in and out of the round hole in its mouth...very sensual to male anacondas as later told by skinny Juan who was enjoying the snake as if a girl friend. We stared at the huge snake for quite a while, sweating more than before and hoping it would go away fast.....well after about half an hour the whole situation got so boring that the guide started fishing and believe it or not the ugly snake started crying and telling us all kinds of lies about the river, swamp and how she would like to have a wide screen TV set and a Cellular like everyone else in Rio!!!!!!!....we said bye bye to Yukiu--that´s the snake name---and went back to our plane and took off into the evening skies of the Amazon.....:isadizzy::isadizzy:

This is really an Adventure Flight Pilots!!!!!....really you will enjoy flying to the mentioned towns and you can be sure Yukie will be there waiting fer ya!!!!! guaranteed......when?...OH soon in a Sim near you....for Free..:blind:
You will have to fly to Rio on your own and once there you will get Instructions how to get to______ where the adventure starts!!!!!:gameon:
 
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