Hey JD,
I'm with you, bro.......BEAUTIFUL creatures that can do amazing things with the wood !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzhL-0_pC3E (embedding disabled)
wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
one day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
so she caged him up with cyclone fence.
along came lou with the old baboon
and said "do ya recognize that smell?"
"smells like seven layers,
that beaver eats taco bell."
now rex he was a texan out of new orleans,
and he travelled with the carnival shows.
he ran bumper cars, and sucked cheap cigars
and he candied up his nose.
well he got wind of the big brown beaver
so he thought he'd take himself a peek,
but the beaver was quick
and he grabbed him by the kiwis
now he ain't pissed for a week.
now wynona took her big brown beaver,
and she stuck him up in the air.
she said "i sure do love this big brown beaver
and i wish i did have a pair."
now the beaver once slept for seven days,
and it gave us all an awful fright.
so i tickled it's chin, and i gave it a pinch
and the ******* tried to bite me.
wynona loved her big brown beaver
and she stroked him all the time.
she pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her,
she might have a porcupine....