Beware the Garden Gnome!

Don't worry HH. We have a perfect record. Never has a Hobbit been eaten here at SOH. SOH is a Hobbit friendly website. All we ask is that you clean your feet before entering.


BTW: Why DO you put the doorknob in the middle of the door?
 
Hobbit might be the "other white meat" ... but defurring those things don't make it worth the effort.

*pettuie* :wavey:
 
jmig said:
Don't worry HH. We have a perfect record. Never has a Hobbit been eaten here at SOH. SOH is a Hobbit friendly website. All we ask is that you clean your feet before entering.


BTW: Why DO you put the doorknob in the middle of the door?
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Cuz they're round doors ... there's no edge like on our doors ... :173go1:
 
OMG...
Great now there is a book, how to cook Hobbits for idots..
I'm out of here
( looking over my shoulder)
Make may.. Make way.. Hobbit coming through..
LOL..
Yea getting really dangerous here for hobbit's..
(Running harder)
LOL..
 
HouseHobbit said:
OMG...
Great now there is a book, how to cook Hobbits for idots.. ...
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Actually my little furry friend, I didn't see anything that said it was an idiot cook book ...

The title merely says, "To Serve Hobbits." Now that doesn't necessarily mean its a cook book, I think Clark was pulling your hair foot there.

With all ths runnin you're doing you ought to be getting pretty fit and trim all of a sudden ... little round hobbit women aren't going to like you if you're not round like they are.
 
"Snuffy, do you want your hobbit sauteed or fricasseed? "

Help!!!
They are serving hobbits here now..
Help!!!
This used to be such a nice site too..
Running even harder, furry feet don't fail me now..

OUCH OUCH, Quit Poking me with that Fork...
Blasted humans.. Always trying to mess a hobbits day up...
And we don't taste like chicken either!!

Where is my Ring?
okay which one of you have my ring??
Here my precious..Precious??
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
 
You'll notice I didn't answer that question ... :salute:

I'm here to protect and serve .... er ... umm ... well you know ... protect ... ;)
 
Snuffy, i am sure protect and "serve" doesn't mean on a plate.
:icon_lol:
And who's the Big headed guy (thumbnail pic) with the Hobbit cook book anyway..
I thinks me will hide for a bit..

Gnomes, I knew as soon as I opened this up there would be trouble..

And we put or doorknobs in the center of our doors because it confuses humans..
Works well doesn't it..
:icon_lol:
Hiding....

HELP....Someone gave Gollum a GUN!!!
Rats, I don't think i am going to survive this post..
NO Good..NOT Good at all..
LOL..
 
excuse me here but
a personal attack is against the rules
but reading the rules i see nothing against eating
a member
LOL
H
 
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