Communist Weather Expert

[Daveroo]

[h=2][/h]A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.
"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.
Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.
But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."
To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

 

[glh]

Good one, Daveroo. Now we know the REAL identity of the fellow who writes the "Pearls before Swine" comic strip.

 

[Paul Anderson]

A string passes another string going out on the way into a bar.
First string asks the second, "Where you going?".

"Forget it" says the first string, "They will not serve a sting in this bar."
The second string says "Than's ok", then ties himself into a little ball and bounces in and sits on top of a bar stool.

The bartender looks at him suspiciosly and asks "are you a string?".

"No, I'm a frayed knot.".

 

[emfrat]

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar.
The barman said " What is this, some kind of a joke?"

 

[SSI01]

I've always saved that little rejoinder for use when I'm with someone and we enter a door for some reason. If they say, "Age before beauty," I just retort with "Pearls before swine."

 

[OBIO]

Here's my favorite one:

A legless man walks into a bar.

That's all you need for that joke.

Tim

 

[LonelyplanetXO]

Whenever someone says "you look familiar, where have I seen you before?" I like to respond with "I dunno. Do you watch porn?"

LPXO